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Come one, come all to the greatest show in the world! Watch the amazing Zoe spell words in a manner that can only be described as American! See the Amazing Geoff contract all manner of diseases! Watch the spectacular Gavin realise that eating hot chilis was a bad idea! Bring the kids!

Best Story

You know what’s the one video game character that I really miss playing as? Mega Man. Trust me, you haven’t earned the blisters on your thumb until you’ve died yet again trying to perfectly time a jump amidst a sea of falling crystals until you’ve played at least one of those games.

Things is though, Capcom doesn’t believe in the character. But it’s creator, Keiji Unafune certainly does. So much so, that he took a spiritual succesor to Kickstarter and asked for support.

And he got that support, within mere hours.Suck it Capcom.

Worst Story

I really liked the concept behind Microsoft’s Illumiroom. To me, I could see potential to combine that with Kinect and create something truly special with gaming. Thing is though, that particular concept is pricy. Too pricy to even be financially feasible.

Which is why I’ll never ever get that Minority Report style of menu-waggling that I dreamed of.

Best ION Header

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It’s been a really solid week for ION headers. Which made choosing just one all the more difficult. Hell, we even got a great local ION lady this week, which is possibly a sign that Half-Life 3 will be released next year.

But personally, I think Alina Vacariu deserves top spot this week.

Most Comments

Holy nutballs on a pike, combining Sony and pissed off gamers from the UAE is one sure-fire way to tally up 181 comments. Dammit Gavin, stop gloating.

Least Comments

Don’t feel too bad about Illumiroom being a pipe dream you guys. Because Geoff put the eff in FA with his artilce on it, that earned him a mere three comments.

Batman Of The Week

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So Gavin scooped Batman of the week, by being his usual bastard self and overruling any dibsing on stories that we wanted to post, for himself. I’m now also contractually obligated to go brush up on my Zulu and start singing his praises about his Batmannishness whenever he enters a room.

Stupid fine print.

Header Image Of The Week

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Geoff can have header if the week. For providing the creepiest reason yet on why you should avoid buying a Wii U. Brrrrr.

Comment Of The Week

Hey Timster! We almost had heart attacks when we saw this comment and image, before collectively calling shenanigans.

My buddy has already got the game says it came into stores yesterday!!! EDIT ITS A FAKE I WAS JUST KIDDING LOL

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You fiend.

Last Updated: September 6, 2013

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73 Comments

  1. I would like to give thanks to my dear friends on Lazygamer.net I couldnt of done it without you! ………….P.s I WON!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT! HEHEHE

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 6, 2013 at 12:42

      Well trolled Tim!

      Reply

    • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

      September 6, 2013 at 12:42

      You go Girl!!!

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 6, 2013 at 12:43

        you shall soon die….

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 6, 2013 at 12:44

          So if Darryl is Brenda, what shall Timmy be?

          Gertrude?

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 12:46

            Timotaie

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 6, 2013 at 12:46

            Heheeh SHENEEQUA!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 12:47

            That’s just crazy dude

          • That Tall Twit

            September 6, 2013 at 13:42

            *face palms*

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            September 6, 2013 at 12:46

            TANYA!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 12:46

            NOOOOOOO!!!!!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 12:47

            Seconded!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 12:47

            NOOO! PLEASE

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 12:47

            Tannie Timmy?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 12:48

            But im a man!

          • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

            September 6, 2013 at 12:48

            We don’t know that, TAMMY!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 12:49

            But I can prove it!

          • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

            September 6, 2013 at 12:51

            This ‘internet’ offers you pictures, anything you post IS A CLOUD LIE!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 12:56

            TAMMY!!!!

          • John mul-ti-pass

            September 6, 2013 at 12:56

            TAMMUUUU!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 6, 2013 at 12:59

            TAMMEH!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 13:00

            LULZ, I forgout about TIMMEH from South Park!

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            September 6, 2013 at 12:48

            Tanya is perfect!

          • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

            September 6, 2013 at 12:54

            Yes, Tanya is just right!

          • John mul-ti-pass

            September 6, 2013 at 12:55

            I don’t know if we actually want him to prove to us he’s a guy. This could turn ugly real quick.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 12:55

            you know it!!!

          • Anon A Mouse

            September 6, 2013 at 12:55

            Timotei

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 13:00

            OUMA!!!!

          • Skoobaz

            September 6, 2013 at 13:36

            Shamu?

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      September 6, 2013 at 12:43

      You’re the prettiest girl at the PROM!

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 6, 2013 at 12:44

        XDXDXD

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      • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

        September 6, 2013 at 12:48

        Nice, subtle, which just adds more UMPH to the punch.

        Reply

    • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

      September 6, 2013 at 12:48

      Well done, I have trained you well 😛 Brilliant!

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 6, 2013 at 12:49

        your ways have rubbed off me master… Soon the student will overthrown the master

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        • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

          September 6, 2013 at 12:51

          ” rubbed off me”… Wait, what?!?!?!

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          • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

            September 6, 2013 at 12:54

            You shut up! He meant, uh, he meant… You know… That, umm..

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 12:57

            you rub a little too hard master!

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            September 6, 2013 at 12:57

            See… This just proves it Tanya!!!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 12:58

            XD

          • John mul-ti-pass

            September 6, 2013 at 12:58

            Jis man. Tanya’s gotten really bad lately hey?

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            September 6, 2013 at 12:59

            With all this rubbing going on, I think @rincethis:disqus and Tanya need a room…

          • John mul-ti-pass

            September 6, 2013 at 13:01

            As long as they don’t make Tanya today’s ION girl I’m happy.

          • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

            September 6, 2013 at 12:58

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 13:01

            SIES! seriously man you taught me well Rince!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 12:57

            You need a GF dude, your comments lately….sjoe

          • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

            September 6, 2013 at 12:58

            What comment?!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 12:58

            CommentSSSS

          • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

            September 6, 2013 at 12:59

            WHICH!?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 13:00

            30% of them

            All those I reply to with a O_O

        • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

          September 6, 2013 at 12:53

          And I am proud, wait, RUBBED OFF?! 0-O

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        • John mul-ti-pass

          September 6, 2013 at 12:56

          That’s what Vader said, then he had kids.

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    • Rock789

      September 6, 2013 at 12:54

      Nice one. Well played. 🙂

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    • John mul-ti-pass

      September 6, 2013 at 12:54

      I keep forgetting there’s a guy called Timster here.

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 6, 2013 at 12:57

        Its SIR Timster to you peasant!

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          September 6, 2013 at 13:02

          Don’t get carried away now, you’re a console gamer ;P

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 13:02

          • John mul-ti-pass

            September 6, 2013 at 13:03

            Yes, Tanya, but we all know you only use that PC for interweb pictures of questionable content.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 6, 2013 at 13:03

            IT’S NOT THE SAME! To be part of the Master Race you have to show utter disdain for the other supposed platforms.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 6, 2013 at 13:03

            but alass I could never!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 6, 2013 at 13:04

            and such a pretty lass you are Tanya trollol

          • John mul-ti-pass

            September 6, 2013 at 13:05

            He’d be a fool to think that by next week we will have forgotten about Tanya…

          • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

            September 6, 2013 at 13:06

            She’d*

          • John mul-ti-pass

            September 6, 2013 at 13:07

            Sorry. Of course.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 6, 2013 at 13:09

            Oh man, Brenda, Tanya, so much lulz

          • Weanerdog

            September 6, 2013 at 14:20

            There are other platforms?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 6, 2013 at 14:25

            That’s what they claim, but I’m not convinced.

  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 6, 2013 at 12:42

    sandy booooooobs

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  3. Gavin Mannion

    September 6, 2013 at 12:59

    I’m Batman.. and don’t any of you lot ever forget it…

    What he didn’t mention is that I trounced him by miles this week…

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 6, 2013 at 13:00

      Post the graph, make the failure complete!

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      • John mul-ti-pass

        September 6, 2013 at 13:01

        Yes, but we want a bar chart, a pie chart and a line chart.

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 6, 2013 at 13:03

          Agreed.

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        • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

          September 6, 2013 at 13:06

          Most accurate pie chart ever!

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    • Weanerdog

      September 6, 2013 at 14:20

      Well done Ben

      Reply

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