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The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 10 January 2014

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PORTAL REX

It’s back baby! Bigger than a Christmas belly after the itis has hit. More powerful than a mob stampede on 26 December to return unwanted games. Able to leap tall deductions of logic in a single bound! It’s the weekly wrap! DAN DA DA DADA DAN DA DADADADA!

Best Story

It’s the first proper week of the year, and already, we’ve got some new game announcements on the way that are looking pretty darn decent. Top of that list is Alien: Isolation, a game which is setting out to do something that none of the other Alien games have managed to do so far: Make a gaming experience that utilises that franchise properly.

Worst Story

Games for charity isn’t a new concept, with various outlets and organisations regularly doing some good work for the less fortunate. Unfortunately, being a drunk jackass isn’t a new concept either, and when the two ideas mix, you get this unfortunate result.

Best ION Header

Isabela-Milan

Jussim bru, you okes are really liking this jean-pants ripping model Isabella Milan, hey?

Most Comments

Gavin, wonderful troll that he is, has managed to snag the most comments this week by once again raising the ire of religious people. Also, something about a crappy bible-based game, but I forget.

Least Comments

Sorry Stephen, only one shitake mushroom was given about your post reminding folks about the Awesome Games Done Quick 2014 event.

Batman Of The Week

BATTY MAN

And our first Batman of the week is Geoff! The bat-bastard. I bet he doesn’t even own a Bat-cowl, or wear it when answering the door. Freakin’ poser.

Header Image Of The Week

Star-Wars

I need to win something this week, or my already monumentally fragile ego will crumble like a tennis biscuit in tea. So I’m snagging header of the week with this little bit of sci-fi trolling.

Comment Of The Week

Umar may appreciate Nier, but I’ll forgive him for that lapse in judgement thanks to this bit of comedy gold about certain games having performance issues:

”Coming…When it’s ready” …. Mirror’s Edge

”Came…When it wasn’t ready” ….. Battlefield 4

”Tried coming”….Aliens Colonial Marines

“Can’t get it up. Never came”…Ashes Cricket 2013

Last Updated: January 10, 2014

24 Comments

  1. Nice one Umar!

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  2. Hammersteyn

    January 10, 2014 at 12:34

    Geoff is BATMAN!!! Congrats Umar!

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  3. Unavengedavo

    January 10, 2014 at 12:53

    • RinceThis2014

      January 10, 2014 at 12:56

      Ouch 0-O

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    • Devourer of Small Bunnies

      January 10, 2014 at 13:18

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats bloody brilliant

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  4. RinceThis2014

    January 10, 2014 at 12:55

    Well done Umar! Worthy of praise sir!

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  5. Lardus-Resident Perve

    January 10, 2014 at 12:59

    Haha, header win (for this article), great ION and that funny comment! Hilarious

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  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    January 10, 2014 at 13:03

    What jean-pants? Oh right… dat ION!

    That bible game Kickstarter does not seem to be off to a good start, only 39 backers & $2k after 4 days. What I find even more interesting is zero comments on their page, usually there’s a few with congratulations, best wishes, etc.

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    • RinceThis2014

      January 10, 2014 at 13:14

      Is the comments section open? I am totally understand why they would have it closed…

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        January 10, 2014 at 13:25

        Yes it is. You can only comment on a Kickstarter page if you’ve backed the project. Keeps the riffraff out.

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        • RinceThis2014

          January 10, 2014 at 13:27

          Where’s the fun in that?!

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            January 10, 2014 at 13:34

            Could you image the shit storm there’d be on some of these pages if they allowed it? lol

  7. Alien Emperor Trevor

    January 10, 2014 at 13:03

    Umar’s time has come!

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    • Umar Appreciates Nier

      January 10, 2014 at 13:58

      Yes , after over 6000 comments my time has cum!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        January 10, 2014 at 14:14

        in buckets!

        er.. too much? O_o

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        • Umar Appreciates Nier

          January 10, 2014 at 14:26

          LOL bucket full of…….uhmm yeah……I can even smell it now!

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  8. TiMsTeR1033

    January 10, 2014 at 13:04

    Well DONE UMAR!!! Time for me to work at getting this again!

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  9. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    January 10, 2014 at 13:09

    Well done Umar! You got first best comment of the year. Congrats 🙂

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  10. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    January 10, 2014 at 13:19

    Hahaha that’s now a Lagz classic! I tip my hat to you Umar!

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  11. Weanerdog

    January 10, 2014 at 13:47

    Well done Umar, that was a very worthy win. Comic gold

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  12. Umar Appreciates Nier

    January 10, 2014 at 13:57

    WHAT NIER WAS AMAZING!DON’T LET ME START TALKING TO YOU IN ALL CAPS!!!

    Thanx though 🙂

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    • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

      January 10, 2014 at 15:26

      That was hilariously funny!

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  13. Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

    January 10, 2014 at 15:25

    What’s Batman of the week? How does that work?

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  14. SaintsRowNigri

    January 10, 2014 at 15:54

    Well done Umar. That was by far the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Lazygamer should employ you to do one lined reviews…

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