Ah, E3 week. Darryn and Geoff will need crutches when they return due to bone compression in their feet (and I don’t even want to know what American food as done to them), while Gavin and I need to make a massive bonfire to keep warm. So much news that’s come out this week, it’s amazing. Lots of cool stuff, interesting news, and pictures from LA – I’m certainly excited about this coming year in gaming.
Best Story
The PS4 will support used games and will not need to be online. Oh, and it’s the cheaper console, but a lot. Wow, Sony, way to win people over!
Worst Story
Microsoft has been digging their own grave, particularly with their horrible comments and not working globally upon release. Geoff and Darryn were very impressed with the console when they got their hands on it at E3 – there are some fundamental problems with the way the Xbox One is being handled, but could be fixed so easily.
Best ION Header
I’m sure you guys wanted me to use the naked chick in the sand, but I’m sorry. In keeping with the testosterone fueled IONs this week, this is totally the best.
Most Comments
Geoff got this honor this week. There was a lot to say about the fact that the Xbox One won’t work if you import it early. Sad news.
Least Comments
Matt released so much news as it came out, not everything got noticed. So he gets least comments for quite a few of his articles.
Batman of the Week
Despite the fact that Geoff is actually Batman this week, we have decided to award this honor to Matt for his awesome coverage during the E3 press conferences. Thank you for pulling an all-nighter, and releasing the news as it came out. You are definitely Batman this week!
Best Header Image
Because Cyanide and Happiness make me happy. So very happy.
Comment of the Week
Although it was stolen from YouTube, we still love this comment from Sir Rants a Lot Llew on Geoff’s editorial
I saw that video earlier. Hahaha. Best comment on the youtube channel I saw?
XboxOne: *dials 911* Help! I’m being murdered by PS4!
911: An ambulance has been dispatched to your location
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Last Updated: June 14, 2013
Rinceyouropinion
June 14, 2013 at 12:35
Yeah, well done mat! You da man!
Gareth L
June 14, 2013 at 12:39
Indeed, Matt you did a stellar job. Great coverage of pretty much *everything* as it was unveiled. Thanks man!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 14, 2013 at 12:41
MATTYFEEEEEG!!!!! BATMAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Well deserved I say
[Admiral Chief Stamp of Approval]
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 14, 2013 at 12:46
Inderdaad
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 14, 2013 at 12:48
Double post like a Boss!
Unavengedavo
June 14, 2013 at 12:47
Wait, I just realized something…
Admiral Chief GROOT WORS
Admiral Chief STAMP OF APPROVAL
What are you using as a stamp? :O
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 14, 2013 at 12:48
*WHAP*
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 14, 2013 at 12:49
GENUGTIG!!!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
June 14, 2013 at 12:57
hehehehehehehe, geDONK
HvR
June 14, 2013 at 14:15
Trevor Noah’s malema impression comes to mind>
“I want to be like him!”
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 14, 2013 at 12:45
Matty for Batman! Wooohooo!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 14, 2013 at 12:46
Matty is Batty!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 14, 2013 at 12:47
Where is Matt? I want to let him touch my banana… uh wait.. that came out all wrong. I want to give him a banana.. so that he can peel it slowly…. wait..
DAMNIT BANANAS why do you always carry so much sexual innuendos…
http://www.avoiceformen.com/portal/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Banana.jpg
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 14, 2013 at 12:49
Never make eye contact while eating a banana… Wait.. urm….
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 14, 2013 at 13:26
And if you do, don’t wink…
hairyknees
June 14, 2013 at 12:52
Is that a banana in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? XD
Unavengedavo
June 14, 2013 at 12:53
Wait… Those aren’t crabs, its fruit flies… Your banana has gone rotten 😛
Rinceyouropinion
June 14, 2013 at 13:03
WILL NEVER BE THE SAME 0-O
Jakster
June 14, 2013 at 12:51
No online pass for EA Games on PS4. Now that’s news of the week for me. I expected that to be posted up first thing this morning.
Robert Infy Hart
June 14, 2013 at 13:26
Old news
hairyknees
June 14, 2013 at 12:53
Thanks a lot peeps! Always happy to help where I can 🙂 NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 14, 2013 at 12:54
Woot!
Rinceyouropinion
June 14, 2013 at 13:04
You did well man, I was hitting refresh all the time 🙂
hairyknees
June 14, 2013 at 13:10
Some of those first stories of mine were just 😡 was trying to get into the swing of things xD
Happy Hamster
June 14, 2013 at 12:57
Yawn
Rinceyouropinion
June 14, 2013 at 13:04
Long week?
Happy Hamster
June 14, 2013 at 13:08
A long week of Gaming ,news ,reviews, comments, decisions to be made
and porn browsing
Rinceyouropinion
June 14, 2013 at 13:09
So the usual then!
Happy Hamster
June 14, 2013 at 13:11
as always
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 14, 2013 at 13:36
Sounds like a spectacularly well-spent week to me. You might be running low on some TV, TV, TV, Kinect… wait.. sorry… uh… I got stuck on something there. Curse the subliminal messaging!
Happy Hamster
June 14, 2013 at 13:51
Well its long weekend of Coke ,Chips ,Netflix and scratching of the Scrotum
Robert Infy Hart
June 14, 2013 at 13:28
Well done Matt! Keep up the good hair. Remember what happened to Samson.
Tbone187
June 14, 2013 at 13:29
So the comment of the week is a comment of a comment…?
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
June 14, 2013 at 13:35
Comment PIRACY!
HvR
June 14, 2013 at 13:54
Phone Phill we are in dire need of some comment DRM
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
June 15, 2013 at 06:48
I will fight for my right to comment on comments made about comments of the week that are comments of a comment! CC @illuchnemancera:disqus @JimLenoir:disqus @tbone187:disqus
Vampyre Squirrel
June 14, 2013 at 14:31
Wouldn’t it be Comment-ception?
Vampyre Squirrel
June 14, 2013 at 14:34
Nevermind, it’s a comment of a comment (doh!), not a comment in a comment.
Turd Ferguson
June 14, 2013 at 19:43
If there’s one place in the world that’s going to have the best Hamburger, you can bet your ass it will be the US. They may not be famous for much revolutionary culinary contributions, but they know their grilling. Sounds like Zoe simply has no taste for hamburgers.