It’s back baby! There may not have been a wrap-up of news last week, but you can blame a public holiday and neither one of us not wanting to get out of bed that Friday for that absence. But absence makes the heart grow Jane Fonda, as my terminally ill great-uncle would say when he was tripping out on morphine. I’ll miss the old geezer. I can still hear his muffled screams, even to this day when I fluff a pillow.
Best Story
Ladies and gentlemen, Lazygamer is now officially an indie game developer. And we’ve even got an accolades trailer to prove it! While we wait for offers of documentary crews to film us 24/7 for an Oscar winning short to flood our inbox, don’t forget to jam the game yourself.
According to L Ron Hubbard, it’s the kind of game that’ll make you question the quality of the industry today and it clearly deserves for several Best of E3 2013 awards to retroactively be awarded to it.
Worst Story
Dammit Xbox One, every time you deliver some good news, we have to take it with a pinch of bad news as well. While the Playstation 4 will be launching worldwide later this year, the Xbox One will be coming out in fewer territories. And now, that number just became less. Hard cheese if you’re a 2014 location then.
Best ION Header
Oh man, Frizzi Arnold is looking hot today! Get it? Because flames? Thank you I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress!
Most Comments
GTA V is coming to PC! No wait, it’s not! Well, at least we’ve covered all the bases with this game so far. Thanks for 125 comments Nividia.
Least Comments
Bah, I should have launched you all into space when I had the chance. Everyone knows that I happen to love the animated series The Legend of Korra, and despite my best attempt to bloodbend some comments my way, I only got one pitiful response to the update on that super-awesome TV show.
Batman Of The Week
Well done Geoff, for completely edging me out of the Batman of the week award, YET AGAIN. It’s not who Geoff is underneath that matters, but what he types that defines him.
Header Image Of The Week
To hell with everyone else, I’m taking this award for myself with a Three’s Company reference that no one got. All that hard work, for naught! NAUGHT I SAY!
Comment Of The Week
Well done D4rkl1ng, your failure to launch GIF about the Xbox One delay was just…perfect.
Last Updated: August 16, 2013
Slade Boender
August 16, 2013 at 12:40
Gif dont work. Sorry, Jif
Vampyre Squirrel
August 16, 2013 at 12:50
Darren fail!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 16, 2013 at 12:55
Darryn fails to launch too trollol
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 13:33
Story of his life…
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 13:12
Working for me! Try a force refresh.
Vampyre Squirrel
August 16, 2013 at 13:13
It’s working now… must have fixed it
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 16, 2013 at 13:22
Yeah, Darryl is dumb. I fixded it for him.
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 13:41
Darryl?
Vampyre Squirrel
August 16, 2013 at 13:42
Darryn’s alternate personality?
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 16, 2013 at 13:43
And Brenda? Who is this guy, this man of many faces and voices….
Secret AGENT DARRYN!… SECRET AGENT DARRYN!!
Vampyre Squirrel
August 16, 2013 at 13:46
or not so secret agent Darryn… seeing as though we know who he/she/it is now.
Anon A Mouse
August 16, 2013 at 14:16
NOW the Header Image of the week makes more sense. Brenda, Darryn and Darryl.
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:25
HAHAHA, except none of them are fat like him
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 13:47
Another? 0-o
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 16, 2013 at 13:54
“Hi I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.”
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 16, 2013 at 14:34
I call him Darryl all the time. He HATES IT.
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:39
LOL, noted and updated in insult database.
Is he out jogging again?
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 16, 2013 at 14:43
Then HE WILL HENCEFORTH BE CALLED DARRYL OF BRENDA!
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 15:17
Darryl of Brenda, protector of his own Virginity
Anon A Mouse
August 16, 2013 at 15:11
What do you get when you combine Laurel and Hardy? DARRYL
I will NOT be here all week, please still tip your waitress…
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 13:41
Darryl?
Lardus-Shepard Incarnate
August 16, 2013 at 12:57
Didn’t catch the article with the 3s company header. Might have been the day the doctor was surprised I was still alive. That was a good show, but got a bit stale when the Ropers left for their own series.
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 13:22
Well done D4rkl1ng! I actually sat staring at my screen for 10 minutes laughing my arse off! You deserve this weeks Suntory times! http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maea77kTnJ1qzs21lo1_500.gif
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 16, 2013 at 13:33
Hahahah that gif is pure awesomeness!
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 13:33
And CONGRATS to you my Banana Friend, for your 10000th comment!!!!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 16, 2013 at 13:36
By the games… 10 002… 😮 BEERS ARE ON ME!
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 13:40
I’ll have a few WITH you, but not ON you
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 16, 2013 at 13:53
Banana body shots FTW!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 16, 2013 at 13:55
😮 Uh…
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 13:37
Lies! 8726!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
August 16, 2013 at 13:57
The community tally sees me with nearly 2000 more comments than Disqus. I sense a conspiracy! Quick to the tin foil mobile!
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 14:01
I smell a rat here, and it’s called @Erwin_Kempff:disqus
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:11
Shows 10000 + on my side???
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 14:06
Where does one see the community tally? I’m assuming it’s Twitter plus Disqus, want to see what I’m on, seeing as there is an official and blackmarket tally 😛
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:12
I think its both yes, since you can combine them
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 14:12
Where does one see the community tally? I’m assuming it’s Twitter plus Disqus, want to see what I’m on, seeing as there is an official and blackmarket tally 😛
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:13
What are you calling official then disqus? If calling Twitter blackmarket, then lulz
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:14
…you click the community tab Rince…..
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 14:17
Ah. That is odd… If you click my name, I have 7421 comments, however, if you go to community it’s almost 1000 fewer, no clue how this works!
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:25
Must be the +2 I have over you that allows it….
😛
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 14:29
Sho, in a right cocky mood today! Well, at least I am sitting in my poncho, with a beer while I play Dishonoured, so, tell me, how is work today? Bwahahahaha!
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:30
Sitting with 6 new beers NOT EVEN AVAILABLE IN SA, “quality testing” +2 shirts, trolling you.
Bwaahahahahaha right back at you Rince 😛
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 14:32
I raise you 2 weeks that I’ve been on leave BOOM!
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 14:40
Hehehe, well raised. I raise you……a beautiful woman to sleep with and next to every day/night…
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 14:43
Pah! I’ve had that a plenty! What I haven’t had is… FREEDOM!
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 15:18
Hahaha. How goes the DH?
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 15:19
Rats! Everywhere, fucking rats! Need another beer, send me one of the exclusives you are drinking! As for the T-shirt, I fear this will be the last time I invest in LG’s con market 😛
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 15:20
Truth be told….the news is worse.
I HAVE YOUR’S…+2 is +3
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 15:23
Then, what is the point?! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1565507/it-crowd-denholm-s-suicide-o.gif
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 15:26
Now now, I have good news. Pack your stuff, bring your gear, get on plane, come collect Tshirt, have imported brand new german beer, and we jam some games?
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 15:28
No. I don’t trust you. The last time I did, and accepted a picture proclaiming to be a list of various T-Shirt sizes, it was a log of crap! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3u3iXZi21r4yfdn.gif
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 15:29
LOL forgot about that. Haha, what a troll I am 😛
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 15:37
It got a good laugh out of me too 🙂 Who took offence to it again?
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 16, 2013 at 15:51
Geoff, haha
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 15:52
No way!? HAHAHAHAHAH! @OddSockZA:disqus We have been tainted my friend, TAINTED!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 16, 2013 at 15:25
Erwin got his last night, you’ll have yours next week. 😉
I may have rubbed my balls all over yours though.
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 15:26
I see, that’s how you Old Boys School type roll… I’ll believe it when I am streaking through Athlon in nothing other than LG gloriousness…
RinceThisandholiday
August 16, 2013 at 13:36
Congrats Banana! Not bad at all 🙂
Sageville
August 16, 2013 at 13:45
Header Image of the Week?
I think not!
Sageville
August 16, 2013 at 13:45
Header Image of the Week?
I think not!