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The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 22 August 2014

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You know the drill by now. Stuff after the jump. Actual power tools at your local hardware store.

Best Story

We’ve had a ton of news this week. New Humble Bundles, previews of upcoming games and whatnot. But for the life of me, I just cannot stop watching the mad skills of Robert The Bruce, as Fish Plays Street Fighter has managed to consume my life. For reals, I cannot get enough of those crazy combos and OHMERGERHD AQUARIOUS IS MAKING A COMEBACK!

Worst Story

I have no idea what Matty is talking about in his news about Minecraft and something something server. All I know is, is that according to people, it’s bad m’kay. I also know that this means that less wildlife is being punched to digital death, and that’s something that makes me proper angry.

Best ION Header

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Geoff wins best ION header for not only some tasteful photos, but for going on and on and on about his free Gamescom meal which has now made me hungry again. Bastard.

Most Comments

139 comments on a piece of hardware that looks like someone chopped one of those flying drone thingamajigs in half. You hardware enthusiasts sure do love your technology.

Least Comments

Despite my use of a dino-mite pun, most of you were like “Oh Plesiosaur” and ignored some truly fantastic cosplay in the process. I’d be upset with my paltry comment that I earned, but I’m going to enjoy a hot cup of tea-rex instead. Edit: We realised that we’re bastards, so Geoff added a comment to that post. Sandy now hast least comments, for Bloodborne.

Cabbage Of The Week

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Good things come in threes, and so do terrible, horrible, inhuman things. Like my nipples. With that being said, Sandy is your cabbage for the week, and not Martha for once.

Batman Of The Week

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I just want to tell you all that it’s an absolute pleasure to be Batman of the week for a third time this month so far, and that whatever Zoe says or presents as solid proof is an absolute lie and you can’t have the trophy back it’s mine dammit why I can I be Batman I have the suit I HATE YOU I AM THE NIGHT I AM NOT TAKING THIS WELL!

Header Image Of The Week

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Heh. Mordor She Wrote. I slay myself. And according to Jessica Fletcher rules, that’s a very real possibility.

Comment Of The Week

We’re a mature lot here at Lazygamer, and by extension, you guys. No, that’s a lie. That’s why I love comments that take cheap yet clever potshots, like this one towards our dear banana Jim Lenoir by our ever-present Admiral:

Wait a few days, you will turn yellow, and then brown.

Blu-Ray Extras

Say, would anyone like some potato salad?

Last Updated: August 22, 2014

33 Comments

  1. Why do I feel the potato salad is going to be Uvangoesque?

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    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      August 22, 2014 at 13:05

      Right after lunch, man, I should NOT have clicked on it!

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    • Rinceable

      August 22, 2014 at 13:09

      Oh yes, I will NOT click on it…

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  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 22, 2014 at 12:47

    Why does the header image have Titanfall in it? To follow the unwritten rule that every great meal has to have something crap?

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    • Kensei Seraph

      August 22, 2014 at 12:48

      It’s a “Pick one” situation.
      I’ll take the sweets, you can take the beer and the rest can fight over the fruits.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        August 22, 2014 at 12:50

        Good thinking, Let the fruits fight over the fruit.

        Just had a little bowl of mint & fudge ice cream so a beer would do the trick washing it down.

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      • Hammersteyn

        August 22, 2014 at 12:51

        I pick potato salad!!!

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  3. Kensei Seraph

    August 22, 2014 at 12:50

    That’s the best Batman image I’ve seen on this site yet.
    Congrats Zoe. 😀

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    • Hammersteyn

      August 22, 2014 at 12:51

      You should see the movie where it comes from. Superman grabs Batman and he’s lie, what do you do?

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      • Kensei Seraph

        August 22, 2014 at 12:53

        I have seen it and it was awesome.

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  4. Hammersteyn

    August 22, 2014 at 12:51

    ERWIN!

    *Shakes fist

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    • Admiral Chief Assassin

      August 22, 2014 at 13:02

      XD, DDouble kkill.

      I wonder what happens if I nail 3 in a row…

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      • Anon A Mouse

        August 22, 2014 at 13:03

        Something about broken seals or Half-Life confirmations….

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        • Admiral Chief Assassin

          August 22, 2014 at 13:05

          MY WORD!!!!

          NEXT WEEK I WILL BE ALL JOKES AND SERIOUSNESS AND AWESOMENESS AND oh look a squirrel

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          • Lord Chaos

            August 22, 2014 at 13:07

            Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger

          • Sith JJ

            August 22, 2014 at 13:34

            Mushrooooom mushroooom!

          • Sith JJ

            August 22, 2014 at 13:34

            All awesomeness? Maybe all jokes, yes. 😉

      • Hammersteyn

        August 22, 2014 at 13:05

        You will have to organize extra salve for Jim so that he can treat that burn again.

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        • Admiral Chief Assassin

          August 22, 2014 at 13:05

          XD

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      • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

        August 22, 2014 at 13:32

        3 babies in a row?

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  5. Hammersteyn

    August 22, 2014 at 12:52

    Nice one Darryn!
    static.fjcdn.com/gifs/No+Capes+.+Damn+it+Batman_eb09eb_4358077.gif

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    • Kensei Seraph

      August 22, 2014 at 12:55

      If I was a super hero I would have a cape but make sure that it is easily detachable just so that if something like this happens I can cut my losses and flee, pun unintended.

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  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 22, 2014 at 12:58

    Zoe is…

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    • Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora

      August 22, 2014 at 13:31

      indeed

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  7. Lord Chaos

    August 22, 2014 at 13:00

    Damn, so no power tools here?

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    • Sith JJ

      August 22, 2014 at 13:35

      Rince is the only tool, and there’s not much power.

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      • Admiral Chief Assassin

        August 22, 2014 at 13:35

        Oh snap!

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      • Lord Chaos

        August 22, 2014 at 13:36

        Was wondering how long it’ll take to get picked up. 😀

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  8. Anon A Mouse

    August 22, 2014 at 13:01

    Wow, since Zoe lost her Batman virginity, she really became a little promiscuous.

    Well done Zoe (on the win).

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  9. Rinceable

    August 22, 2014 at 13:09

    The nana, felled!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      August 22, 2014 at 13:37

      Hoisted with his own peel-tard!

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      • Admiral Chief Assassin

        August 22, 2014 at 13:46

        Where is he though? Did he split?

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        • Mark Treloar

          August 22, 2014 at 14:21

          With cream or ice-cream?

          Reply

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