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I’m running low on tea, so you’re going to have to go without your regularly scheduled innuendo-laden intro paragraph this week. Just like, click the link or something. All the cool kids are doing it. Don’t you want to be cool?

Best Story

I think we can all agree that Aliens: Colonial Marines was one of the biggest let-downs of the year, and this entire gaming generation. You’d expect a game that got universally panned to be poison for that franchise, but by the sounds of things, Sega have learnt their lesson for once.

While they’re still content to make Sonic suffer all manner of bad games, they want their next Aliens title to not be kak, so they’re going back to the drawing board. And I like what I’m seeing so far with the ideas that they’re throwing around.

Worst Story

Personally, I think Street Fighter 4 is one of the finest games ever made, and a gift from heaven for fighting game fans that wanted to see some hadoukens thrown in 1080P. The game is a couple of years old now though, and it’s time for a proper sequel, not another re-release.

Thing is, we won’t see Street Fighter 5 in the near future, because Capcom ain’t that flush with cash anymore.

Best ION Header

Asley-Zeitler

Can we all just agree that the “come hither” face of Ashley Zeitler is one of the best images we’ve seen all week?

Most Comments

While we’ve been correcting our intern’s mistakes this week with therapeutic shock therapy, we’ve also made Vicky write an article or two. Gavin tasked Vicky with a top ten list, and thanks to his bad taste where he included not one, but three  Fable games (MOLYNEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUX!), you lot had over 300 comments of a field day. Nice work.

Least Comments

For once, Geoff has received the least amount of comments possible, netting only a mere 8 of them on his Super Mario post. And seeing as how Geoff normally trounces the rest of us when it comes to attracting readers and responses, I’m taking this as a sign that the apocalypse is on the way. Or Half-Life 3.

Batman Of The Week

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And at the very last minute, Geoff has taken my Batman throne away from me. It’s a  hollow victory though, seeing as how Gavin fixed the system yet again to keep me out of the running. To celebrate, I’m going to get a marching band to spread the news. Right next to Geoff, who happens to have a particularly nasty headache right now.

Best Header Image

Ghost1

Dammit Geoff, you know the quickest way to my heart is to put something Ghostbuster-related into anything. You win man, you win.

Comment Of The Week

Well done Hammersteyn, for making me realise that this entire nation might be home to bunch of Bane bruisers:

I also use Venom like Bane. Only we call it Klippies and Cola.

Last Updated: October 25, 2013

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41 Comments

  1. Well done Deon!

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    • Glenda S. Currier

      October 26, 2013 at 05:24

      Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself.==+++++++++++++===

      http://www.blue76.c?m

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 26, 2013 at 08:27

      Cheers bud 🙂

      Reply

    • marionshafer3255

      October 26, 2013 at 09:40

      my Aunty Evelyn just got a stunning Lexus HS 250h Sedan by
      working part-time online from home. go right here http://www.Bay35.co?

      Reply

  2. Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    October 25, 2013 at 12:36

    • Admiral Chief Ninja

      October 25, 2013 at 12:36

      haha

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief Ninja

      October 25, 2013 at 12:36

      haha

      Reply

    • ToshZA

      October 25, 2013 at 12:44

      *sings* I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Ninja

        October 25, 2013 at 12:44

        O_O

        Reply

        • ToshZA

          October 25, 2013 at 12:48

          Play that song, and look at the picture. Tell me it doesn’t fit perfectly?

          Reply

  3. Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    October 25, 2013 at 12:36

  4. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 25, 2013 at 12:36

    HALF LIFE 3!!!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 26, 2013 at 08:50

      Where!!?

      Reply

  5. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 25, 2013 at 12:36

    HALF LIFE 3!!!

    Reply

  6. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 25, 2013 at 12:37

    That BotW pictawr!!! So much lulz!!!

    Reply

    • Skyblue

      October 25, 2013 at 12:38

      “I am the hero that Gotham deserves” springs to mind

      Reply

      • Otto_ki

        October 25, 2013 at 12:44

        This actually springs too mind 😛

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          October 25, 2013 at 14:20

          Love these!

          Reply

    • Skyblue

      October 25, 2013 at 12:38

      “I am the hero that Gotham deserves” springs to mind

      Reply

  7. Admiral Chief Ninja

    October 25, 2013 at 12:37

    That BotW pictawr!!! So much lulz!!!

    Reply

  8. oVg

    October 25, 2013 at 12:37

    Vicky trolled us.

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 25, 2013 at 14:36

      She did…

      Reply

  9. oVg

    October 25, 2013 at 12:37

    Vicky trolled us.

    Reply

  10. Skyblue

    October 25, 2013 at 12:43

    See early reviews for Arkham Origins are in and not looking too hot on Metacritic. Bad news on a friday.

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    • ToshZA

      October 25, 2013 at 12:45

      You should see Darryn’s twitter review. “This is not, the greatest Batman game in the world, this is just a tribute.”

      So much win.

      Reply

      • Skyblue

        October 25, 2013 at 12:59

        Dammit! I’ve been playing Arkham City to get into the swing(?) of things before this release now I’m going to wait until it gets cheaper. Enough games I haven’t finished in my Steam backlog.

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 25, 2013 at 13:02

          Those backlogs are a killer!

          Reply

          • John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

            October 25, 2013 at 13:03

            Tell me about it.

  11. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    October 25, 2013 at 12:46

    hahahah. Best comment is bestest!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      October 26, 2013 at 08:51

      Hehe

      Reply

  12. ToshZA

    October 25, 2013 at 12:49

    Also, I don’t agree with comment of the week. But people don’t generally agree with me so whatevs. 😀

    I do however thumbs up for ION of the week.

    Reply

  13. Dota hater :P

    October 25, 2013 at 12:57

    great first link there sends you to the batman page wen talking about aliens 😛

    Reply

  14. John's (JJ's) Steaming backlog

    October 25, 2013 at 12:59

    Deon!

    Reply

  15. Gavin Mannion

    October 25, 2013 at 13:13

    Honestly the worst story of the week is my best story.. I’ve been saying for years that capcom are milking the SF franchise and now it’s proven

    Reply

    • SaintsRowNigri

      October 25, 2013 at 16:07

      They have seriously cheapened Street Fighter, really.

      Reply

  16. Gavin Mannion

    October 25, 2013 at 13:13

    Honestly the worst story of the week is my best story.. I’ve been saying for years that capcom are milking the SF franchise and now it’s proven

    Reply

  17. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    October 25, 2013 at 13:19

    That ION still makes me feel so, so confused…

    Reply

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