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The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 28 March

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hamster

Gentlemen, we can rebuild this feature. We can make it stranger, weirder and fill it with more fart jokes. We just don’t want to spend that much money on it.

Best story

Here’s a rumour that I can easily endorse: PlayStation 1 and 2 games on the PlayStation 4, but with extra HD glory. Just imagine booting up a quick round of Medieval, or taking out some enemy bunkers in Nuclear Strike.

My body is ready for some retro-lovin’, if you catch my drift.

Worst story

As Geoff so succinctly put it, there’s a load of bullshit going on right now with the team representing South Africa at the Call of Duty championships in Los Angeles. It’s embarrassing that the Olympics of shoot ‘em ups only has one local member in our national squad, and it’s even more embarrassing seeing the behaviour of this team that reeks of immaturity.

ION Header Of The Week

Cassandre

Any objections to this image of Cassandre Guérèche? You have a problem sir? Right chaps, corner him and we’ll EFC some sense into him.

Most Comments

A lot of people are unhappy about FaceBook buying Oculus Rift. Some folks are stupidly unhappy, and are demanding a slice of that $2 billion acquisition pie because dammit man, they’re owed!

Least Comments

Much like the indie games that she loves so much, Zoe only got around four comments of love for this article about Sony being the new home for the low budget genre.

Batman Of The Week

Batman

I may have been the unannounced Batman last week, but Geoff stole victory from me this week.

Header Image Of The Week

navalstrike

This one goes to Geoff for his magnificent talent at creating visual puns, regarding the Battlefield 4: Naval Strike story.

Comment Of The Week

MOAR

Congrats OVG and HvR, as this little exchange tickled my funny bones the right way. Now the two of you need to decide who gets custody of the magnificent no-prize that we hand out every week for this prestigious award.

Last Updated: March 28, 2014

63 Comments

  1. Anyone else had their SuperBru weekend turn to sh*t after the first two games?

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    • Admiral Chief of Auraxis

      March 28, 2014 at 12:35

      *raises hand/fist*

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    • Willem Swanepoel

      March 28, 2014 at 12:44

      *raises fist*

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    • Jedi JJ

      March 28, 2014 at 12:57

      Who’s you team dude? (not looking to start a fight ;))

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      • Norm the Horrible

        March 29, 2014 at 16:11

        Sharks. 😀

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        • Jedi JJ

          March 31, 2014 at 15:37

          Same here.

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  2. Norm the Horrible

    March 28, 2014 at 12:32

    Grats OVG & HvR!

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  3. Jedi JJ

    March 28, 2014 at 12:33

    Congrats HvR and that other guy.
    But…Avo’s Ring of Rick Roll was it for me.

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    • Rince

      March 28, 2014 at 12:44

      Mind too.

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      • Unavengedavo

        March 28, 2014 at 12:47

        Awww, thanks guys 😛

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        • Rince

          March 28, 2014 at 12:50

          I didn’t really mean it! PAH!

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          • Admiral Chief of Auraxis

            March 28, 2014 at 12:52

            Is that what she said?

          • Rince

            March 28, 2014 at 12:54

            If the question was do you sw…” No, I cannot finish that…

    • Mossel

      March 28, 2014 at 13:17

      I personally enjoyed the Amulet of Meatloaf – It will do anything for you, but it won’t do that.

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      • Jedi JJ

        March 28, 2014 at 13:29

        Oh ja. Forgot about that one. That’s pretty much on par with Avo’s one for me.

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  4. Unavengedavo

    March 28, 2014 at 12:37

    Curses… Foiled again!!!…

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  5. TiMsTeR1033

    March 28, 2014 at 12:39

    The highlight of this week was this, which I admit I laughed too much for my own good while making it. 🙂

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/916/5610/original.jpg?w=800&h

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    • Unavengedavo

      March 28, 2014 at 12:42

      Don’t know what it is, but you always have this silly giggle while making stupid things to post on the internet… Like this for example 😛

      (Yes I know I misspelled Roux)

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        March 28, 2014 at 12:45

        You misspelt it so he doesn’t “put it to you”?

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        • Unavengedavo

          March 28, 2014 at 12:47

          Nope, was supposed to be working and was giggling way to much 😛

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            March 28, 2014 at 12:51

            LOL! I know that feeling man! I remember long ago my friend photo shopped my face onto this picture with two gay men, and when I got him back I was giggling like a littel school girl while editing a picture.

          • Unavengedavo

            March 28, 2014 at 13:03

            Hehe… Kinda like when I made this… 😀

          • Rince

            March 28, 2014 at 13:26

            Aaaand he’s back 0-O

      • Sk3tz0

        March 28, 2014 at 13:44

        Can here it.. Milady ja! Ja! Milady net soooooooo.. Ja Ja MIIIIILAAAAADDYYYY!!!

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  6. Rince

    March 28, 2014 at 12:44

    Poor Trevor, This is OVG 6 Trevor 4 now?

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    • Kensei Seraph

      March 28, 2014 at 12:53

      Well at least Trevor doesn’t have to listen to OVG brag all weekend.

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      • Admiral Chief of Auraxis

        March 28, 2014 at 12:53

        Oh snap!

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      • Rince

        March 28, 2014 at 12:54

        How do you know? 0-O

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        • Kensei Seraph

          March 28, 2014 at 13:17

          Please, my memories not that bad.

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          • Rince

            March 28, 2014 at 13:19

            Must be, last time he wouldn’t shut up about it 😛 And he may be seeing him this weekend again!

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        March 28, 2014 at 14:08

        I know, I can leave 😀

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      March 28, 2014 at 14:07

      5.5 to 5.

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  7. Hammersteyn

    March 28, 2014 at 12:46

    Was one of the better weeks this year, nice one OVG and HVR!

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  8. TiMsTeR1033

    March 28, 2014 at 12:46

    I know this is random, but heard a high pitched squeak while printing at work, If a mouse got in the printer I will not be held responsible. lol

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    • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

      March 28, 2014 at 14:45

      At least you’ll have red ink for a while.

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  9. Unavengedavo

    March 28, 2014 at 12:48

    Right chaps, corner him and we’ll EFC some sense into him.

    You mean like this?
    https://31.media.tumblr.com/53bc3c48952c3bc643f76904c9fd1dbf/tumblr_n031l5tljY1ru2g7ho3_400.gif

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    • Hammersteyn

      March 28, 2014 at 12:51

      • Admiral Chief of Auraxis

        March 28, 2014 at 12:52

        You guys are so gross. You make a cute couple

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 28, 2014 at 12:53

          LOL!

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        March 28, 2014 at 12:54

        The leaning tower of catorgy!

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 28, 2014 at 12:56

          I’m left wondering how many females is in the group

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          • Sk3tz0

            March 28, 2014 at 12:57

            Looks like a Stormers Scrum..

          • Hammersteyn

            March 28, 2014 at 13:00

            Bwahahaha

          • TiMsTeR1033

            March 28, 2014 at 12:58

            I’m guessing 1.

      • Mossel

        March 28, 2014 at 13:16

        lol just look at the white cat trying to grab the fat cats tits.

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 28, 2014 at 13:17

          Lol tits

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          • Mossel

            March 28, 2014 at 13:20

            LOL and then he doesn’t succeed and reaches vir the first grey cat!
            EDIT: I need to stop looking at this.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 28, 2014 at 13:33

            I sure as hell cant

          • Mossel

            March 28, 2014 at 13:34

            haha right in the beginning of the gif there is another grey cat! Just watching.
            LOL and look how the black cats paws pop out once the tower collapses.

    • TiMsTeR1033

      March 28, 2014 at 12:52

      WTF!!! LOL whats going on there!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      March 28, 2014 at 12:54

      can picture the guy thinking, “stop stop, no wait oooh *insert moaning noise* I better hit his head now”

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  10. Mossel

    March 28, 2014 at 13:24

    Some CoD joke.

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  11. Mossel

    March 28, 2014 at 13:25

    On Facebook aquiring Oculus.

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  12. Zümrüt Klima

    March 28, 2014 at 13:46

    I like Game Play 🙂 sigmaservisibursa.com

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  13. Tiaan Pat

    March 28, 2014 at 13:47

    Man they must continue with Attack on Titan 🙁 was so epic…

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  14. oVg deprived

    March 28, 2014 at 14:09

    lol

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  15. Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

    March 28, 2014 at 14:41

    What’s a Batman Of The Week?

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    • VampyreSquirrel

      March 28, 2014 at 15:10

      Not Gavin or Zoe…

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      March 28, 2014 at 15:15

      I’m Batman.

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    • Gavin Mannion

      March 28, 2014 at 16:06

      They aren’t helping… we have an inhouse author tracking system that measures who got the most traction with their articles… we call it Batman… and this week the ugly Asian was Batman

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      • Gr8_Balls_o_Fire

        March 31, 2014 at 09:06

        Thanks! Greatest incentive system ever!

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  16. HvR

    April 2, 2014 at 10:15

    Take a very long weekend and this happens. 🙂

    Since OVG was the original poster/postee?? I’ll grant him the invisble comment of the week that Geoff will take 6 month to ship price.

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