I’m trying to write this while finally making myself some sort of meal that fills the void left in my stomach by not having time to make breakfast/brunch/lunch/supper, so I do apologise if the weekly wrap is covered in egg grease stains.
Best Story
One of my favourite success stories of recent years has to be Star Citizen, which just won’t stop raising cash and now has over $33 million to match the grand ambitions that are being promised to gamers. That kind of cash buys a whole lot of high definition faith.
Worst Story
Honestly, how low in life do you have to sink to want to actively hack Pokémon X and Y just so that you can beat a child at virtual monster-battling?
Best ION Header
I think the lovely Ashley Zeitler will silence anyone who has been complaining about the fact that I provide a lovely lady for free almost every single day since I started working here.
Most Comments
Evidently many of you are still wearing your Grove Street colours, as news of San Andreas downsizing and headed to mobile devices earned Geoff 143 comments.
Least Comments
And on the opposite side of that spectrum, I made just two comments for my secret technique post on the new Naruto game. With one of those comments coming from me as well. So that’s how it feels to be certain gaming sites.
Bicycle Repair Man Of The Week
I’m tired of not being Batman lately, so this week I’m making Gavin that other great hero, Bicycle Repair Man. Look at how he uses a spanner! See how he mends that tube with his bare hands! Faulty bicycles and international communism are no match for…Bicycle Repair Man!
Header Image Of The Week
Screw the entire team at Lazygamer, I will not go empty-handed this week. I’m nabbing best header for myself, thanks to my love of a good Final Fantasy game and the upcoming Quantum Break.
Comment Of The Week
And OVG wins the presitigious comment of the week award for his keen insight into next-gen gaming:
"non-gaming related" ????
I thought the entire reason to buy a next gen console is because they are not gaming related.
Last Updated: November 29, 2013
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 29, 2013 at 12:35
hahaha! Nice OVG. So true mate
Hammersteyn
November 29, 2013 at 12:36
Nice one OVG! Also I didn’t know you were allowed to count your own comments Darryn. Wouldn’t it then count as one comment for least comments of the week?
That Tall Twit
November 29, 2013 at 12:37
Was wondering the same thing.
That Tall Twit
November 29, 2013 at 12:37
Grats to OVG!
Admiral Chief Duke
November 29, 2013 at 12:37
Awwww jisssss, well done OVG!!!
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 29, 2013 at 12:38
OVG always on the ball as usual 🙂
Admiral Chief Duke
November 29, 2013 at 12:38
Becoz Darryn has the better-er ION skills than Geoff:
http://images.lazygamer.net/2013/05/ION09052013.jpg
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 29, 2013 at 12:55
Lol, NEVER FORGET!…
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 29, 2013 at 13:14
Lol! dodgy
ProtestTheMossel
November 29, 2013 at 13:52
After seeing that I have officially reached my personal cap for internet in one day. Time to walk around the block and think how I got here.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 29, 2013 at 13:55
Just stay away from pineapple juice…
ProtestTheMossel
November 29, 2013 at 13:59
hahaha!! ok thats quite funny! I raise you this!
http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-humpty-dumpty-comic-break-laid-chicken-weird-pics.jpg
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 29, 2013 at 14:10
I see you that comic and raise you this…
ProtestTheMossel
November 29, 2013 at 14:15
Im glad that I dont have anything worse than that to show you…
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 29, 2013 at 14:16
Lol, just imagine where that would have ended up
ToshZA
November 29, 2013 at 14:35
How about this?
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 29, 2013 at 14:39
I raise you this…
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comiccoldoneone.png
RyseandRepeat
November 29, 2013 at 14:04
That’s ALMOST as bad as ice cream man!
Airborne
November 29, 2013 at 12:56
Everytime… Everytime there is a dispute, somebody drags this one out… I mean, REALLY!!!
InsanityFlea
November 29, 2013 at 13:07
Could’ve been worse, what if he used this guy?
http://www.blitzbokke.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/beerboep.jpg
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 29, 2013 at 13:21
Or even worse :O…
InsanityFlea
November 29, 2013 at 13:23
You win! hahahahaha
HvR
November 29, 2013 at 13:31
Sies man. This is no place for left to right nekkid asshole.
RyseandRepeat
November 29, 2013 at 14:05
Gahhhhhh! It’s taken months to unsee this WHY?!
Airborne
November 29, 2013 at 15:56
…apparently NOT!
Airborne
November 29, 2013 at 15:56
THE PAIN…………….Will it ever end?
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 29, 2013 at 12:38
Nice one OVG
Rock789
November 29, 2013 at 12:46
OVG strikes again! 🙂 Nice one bud!
RyseandRepeat
November 29, 2013 at 14:05
Shhh! Don’t spur him on, you;ll have to hear about it all of tomorrow!
DieJason
November 29, 2013 at 12:50
Hahaha, love Bicycle Repair Man!
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 29, 2013 at 12:50
Lol @ OVG. Such depth of perception. Such clarity. A sneak peek into the mind of a genius. Or the mind of a volatile schizophrenic. You decide. 😉
*Edit: Gratz dude. Well said.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 29, 2013 at 12:54
A volatile schizophrenic genius
Anon A Mouse
November 29, 2013 at 13:09
I’m more surprised that OVG won Comment of the Week without it being a rant. But well done son.
RyseandRepeat
November 29, 2013 at 14:06
Have you noticed how he is a lot calmer? My slipping drugs into his beer is working…
Anon A Mouse
November 29, 2013 at 14:29
Is that what it is? I though he’s given up on life since the Black Cat debacle.
RyseandRepeat
November 29, 2013 at 14:34
Careful man!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 29, 2013 at 13:13
Well done OvG-San!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 29, 2013 at 13:40
I liked Zoe’s header on EA’s bugs
oVg
November 29, 2013 at 13:58
Oh shucks my LG brethren 🙂
I will lead you out of corporate indoctrination.
RyseandRepeat
November 29, 2013 at 14:02
Oh christ, I am never going to hear the end of this tomorrow! He’s coming over at 12 and will speak about his comment of the week for as many hours. Le Sigh! Well done older bro, I have taught thee well.