You don’t seem to want to accept the fact you’re dealing with an expert in guerrilla gaming, with a man who’s the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who’s been trained to ignore noobs, ignore glitches, to live off the day one patch, to play things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy save games. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.
If there’s one thing that Rambo is great at, it’s walking around as a human cheat code and killing everything in sight. Rambo: The Video Game is all about the stab/bullet therapy. That’s all on show in the latest game trailer, for a title that I honestly still have no idea about what it wants to be.
And sweet horse steroids, I still want it. Rambo: The Video game draws first blood next year on PC, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360.
Last Updated: November 6, 2013
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
November 6, 2013 at 13:06
Lol. Human cheat code.
Admiral Chief Ninja
November 6, 2013 at 13:10
hehehe
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 6, 2013 at 13:16
If Rambo is a human cheat code… Imagine a Walker: Texas Ranger game :O
Kromas
November 6, 2013 at 13:21
Opening title screen. “Your are Chuck Norris”
30 seconds of Chuck Norris Jokes
End Screen “Achievement earned: You won”
ALKi1234
November 6, 2013 at 13:42
Apparently DSTV is convinced Chuck Norris could win Idols by just using sign language.
Kromas
November 6, 2013 at 14:23
And he could win master chef by just farting.
RinceandRepeat
November 6, 2013 at 13:19
What did I just watch…
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 6, 2013 at 13:35
It’s an embedded Youtube video showing gameplay from the upcoming Rambo video game. *helpful*
Vampyre Squirrel
November 6, 2013 at 13:36
Helpful Trevor is being Helpful once again
TiMsTeR1033
November 6, 2013 at 13:56
I don’t like helpful Trevor..
Vampyre Squirrel
November 6, 2013 at 14:06
I prefer psycho Trevor in GTAV… but our Trevor will never get to that level.
TiMsTeR1033
November 6, 2013 at 14:10
Only if we injected Bull shark testosterone in him… but even then I am afraid will be a waste.
RinceandRepeat
November 6, 2013 at 13:51
And when you say gameplay you mean “gameplay” 0-O
TiMsTeR1033
November 6, 2013 at 13:46
I thought it looked OKAY…. Kinda! Some parts were sweet! others ummm Thinking of a good word to describe shitty!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 6, 2013 at 13:48
underwhelming.
TiMsTeR1033
November 6, 2013 at 13:54
Nope something that describes the smell of shitty too!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 6, 2013 at 13:58
fetid.
TiMsTeR1033
November 6, 2013 at 13:59
You not very helpful are you?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 6, 2013 at 14:03
You said you wanted a good word, I gave you one.
fet·id (ftd, ftd) also foe·tid (ftd)
adj.
Having an offensive odor.
TiMsTeR1033
November 6, 2013 at 14:09
I don’t like that word..
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 6, 2013 at 14:17
Don’t be so fussy. Maybe I should defenestrate you :/
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 6, 2013 at 13:21
Hot Shots Part Deux FTW!
Grant Hancock
November 6, 2013 at 13:30
Looks shite !
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 6, 2013 at 13:31
SO I assume his exlosive arrows are the game’s version of a BFG.
In the movies one arrow could destroy the entire Soviet Union and weaken the reslove of their allies.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 6, 2013 at 13:48
That there head is pure win!
ElimiNathan
November 6, 2013 at 13:49
Haha point and click, no running required
HvR
November 6, 2013 at 19:14
It’s all in the wrists.
ElimiNathan
November 7, 2013 at 08:21
Should be the title of the game – Rambo Wrists
40 Insane Frogs
November 6, 2013 at 14:27
Ride to Hell watch out, there’s a new competitor on the scene, and it features a buff, tigers blood-fuelled CHARLIE SHEEN!
Hammersteyn
November 6, 2013 at 15:54
A game releasing on PC, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. At the same time? LIES
R1ker
November 6, 2013 at 17:13
This game looks set to be a serious fail – could not get hyped on one single thing in this video
Brian Murphy
November 6, 2013 at 18:15
“Sweet horse steroids” – If you’re referring to what he took for Rambo IV, it was HGH.
HvR
November 6, 2013 at 19:13
RAMBO THE VIDEO GAME!!!!
STARRING
Bruce Lee?!?!!?
Axon1988
November 7, 2013 at 08:06
Such Graphics!
Many QTE!
Beauty Sound Effects!
Amazeballs