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The Uncharted 4 PlayStation bundle is the saddest console

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PS4-Dawson

There are video game consoles, and then there are limited edition video game consoles. Bundles of hardware. put together for the most rabid of fans to get their hands on. Sony’s been especially good at playing this game lately, having unveiled reskinned versions of their PlayStation 4 for Metal Gear Solid, Batman, Call of Duty and Star Wars fans over the last pair of years.

With Uncharted 4 on the way, there wasn’t a chance in hell that Sony would miss out on an opportunity to plaster Nathan Drake onto their system one more time. And indeed they have! It’s just that this PlayStation 4 console looks so…sad. Like, Johnny Cash “Hurt” or Gary Jules “Mad World” kind of sad. Pardon me while I go see to this face leakage.

Uncharted 4 PS4 (1)

The console above is the newly announced Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End PS4 bundle.As you’d expect, you get the game and a PS4 console that looks like it spends its afternoons locked in a room listening to Linkin Park’s Hybrid Theory and Meteora albums. No one gets the Uncharted PS4 console man. They just don’t understand. Maaaaaaaaaaan.

In addition to all that, the system has the Latin phrase “Sic parvis magna” (“greatness from small beginnings”) engraved on its shell, the same phrase on Drake’s ring. Sony says that anyone who pre-orders this console will get some exclusive Uncharted 4 content and some stacks of “Uncharted Points” to spend in the multiplayer for Uncharted 4.

Uncharted 4 PS4 (2)

Uncharted 4 PS4 (3)

There’ll also be controllers and headsets sold in the Uncharted 4 style, once the game has released – with the current USA RRP being $400. Locally, expect to shed at least R6000 or more if this console makes it over. I’m sure it will, but we need to have a good hard chat with it. All these Counting Crow albums and new ear piercings have me concerned lately.

Last Updated: February 5, 2016

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  1. He’s looking down and thinking, “Well shit, I should’ve ducked after all. They done cut me in half!”

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    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      February 5, 2016 at 10:15

      Or, “What the hell did I just step in?”

      Reply

  2. Darren Peach

    February 5, 2016 at 08:51

  3. Commander Admiral Chief

    February 5, 2016 at 08:57

    Header lolz

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 5, 2016 at 09:52

      So much lols

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  4. Ryanza

    February 5, 2016 at 09:03

  5. Darren Peach

    February 5, 2016 at 09:07

    It is the face from Dawson’s Creek meme, I actually just wasted 20 minutes of my life trying to share the picture. Where is my life going ?

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    • Jan Prins

      February 5, 2016 at 10:53

      LoL! that is your reward for worshipping or not worshipping the Spaghetti monster. Which one was it again??? 😛

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      • RinceThis

        February 5, 2016 at 11:00

        That escalated quickly…

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        • Jan Prins

          February 5, 2016 at 11:03

          See the Lucifer article.

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          • RinceThis

            February 5, 2016 at 11:04

            Don’t try and corrupt me by making me read satanic things like that!

          • Jan Prins

            February 5, 2016 at 11:05

            You can not corrupt the corrupt. Or those with Ginger Hair.

          • RinceThis

            February 5, 2016 at 11:09

            Damn straight!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 5, 2016 at 11:11

            But what if it works like multiplying negatives? If you expose him to even more corruption he may become pure. Of course there’s not much we can do about the other thing.

      • Darren Peach

        February 6, 2016 at 04:13

        It’s highly sacrilegious to add extra sauce.

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  6. HvR

    February 5, 2016 at 09:36

    That isn’t a sad face, that is I just stepped fresh warm piece of dog/cat shit face …. I make it at least once a week.

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  7. AfricanTime

    February 5, 2016 at 09:50

    that is pretty sad indeed, even without the picture, they are using “unimaginative’ blue or something

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  8. Hammersteyn

    February 5, 2016 at 09:54

    They guy that designed this probably walked in on his girlfriend and seven little people reenacting snow white the steamy version or he’s being paid in Rand

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  9. Spathi

    February 5, 2016 at 09:54

    I think it is beautiful!

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 5, 2016 at 09:57

      It’s a bit gloomy?

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      • Spathi

        February 5, 2016 at 10:17

        Yeah kinda, but it evokes feelings, even if those feelings are feelings of suicide, self-loathing and general depression; and that is beautiful 😛

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 5, 2016 at 10:47

          Do you and your razor blade need some alone time? 😉

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  10. RinceThis

    February 5, 2016 at 10:43

    That has GOT to be the best photoshop this week, nay,YEAR! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  11. Jan Prins

    February 5, 2016 at 10:52

    BUT THEY’VE PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT, MOM!!!!

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  12. RinceThis

    February 5, 2016 at 11:00

    Why not just buy a new faceplate, LOL. Yes, that is a thing.Yes, it’s sadder than this skin.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 5, 2016 at 11:09

      *snigger* If only you knew how right you are.

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  13. Will

    July 6, 2016 at 06:24

    I just purchased that version of the system had to take it back cause it wouldn’t start the next one did the same started then died don’t buy this version of the system.

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