WTF? Muscle March Gets US Release, Rapes Your Eyeballs

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Right. We all know by now that the Japanese can be pretty damned weird. After the jump you’ll find a video of a Japanese Wiiware game that’s just gotten an unlikely US release. In Muscle March, you’re tasked with chasing a burly thief who has appropriated your protein shake powder. You must apprehend the pilferer by imitating the poses he makes as he runs through walls. Yes, really.

I really hope I’m not making this up. Either this is very real, or somebody’s slipped a hallucinogenic in to my morning coffee. This is quite likely the weirdest thing you’ll see today – and if it isn’t, you lead what can only be termed an interesting life.

And people keep saying the Wii has no good games. Well, this sucker’s an exclusive – and it may well be my Game of the Year.

Last Updated: December 3, 2009

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Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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