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WTF? Muscle March Gets US Release, Rapes Your Eyeballs

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Right. We all know by now that the Japanese can be pretty damned weird. After the jump you’ll find a video of a Japanese Wiiware game that’s just gotten an unlikely US release. In Muscle March, you’re tasked with chasing a burly thief who has appropriated your protein shake powder. You must apprehend the pilferer by imitating the poses he makes as he runs through walls. Yes, really.

I really hope I’m not making this up. Either this is very real, or somebody’s slipped a hallucinogenic in to my morning coffee. This is quite likely the weirdest thing you’ll see today – and if it isn’t, you lead what can only be termed an interesting life.

And people keep saying the Wii has no good games. Well, this sucker’s an exclusive – and it may well be my Game of the Year.

Last Updated: December 3, 2009


  1. Darkling

    December 3, 2009 at 12:52

    The reason to get a wii!



  2. koldFU5iON

    December 3, 2009 at 13:15

    I don’t know hey the tunes kinda catchy … :whistle:


  3. Kuroi

    January 28, 2010 at 05:39

    It has occured…. It is here in America.

    This is not a bad thing… Only…. Oh sh–!!

    *group of bodybuilders crash through apartment*



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