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Dragon Age: Inquisition will talk dirty to you

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Dragon age sex

We already knew that the new Dragon Age was going to spice up the romance element. Doing away with the “insert gifts until sex comes out” approach to seduction, Bioware has promised more natural and realistic relationships with all characters in Dragon Age: Inquisition. However, this had led to some strange insights into the developers’ ideas of normal sexuality.

Over on the ESRB rating (thanks Kotaku), M for Mature by the way, we get the following summary:

The game includes some sexual material: a female character briefly depicted in front of a man’s torso (fellatio is implied); characters depicted topless or with exposed buttocks while lying in bed or after sex; some dialogue referencing sex/sexuality (e.g., “’I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect’” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”). The words “f**k,” “sh*t,” and “a*shole” appear in dialogue.

Implied fellatio, exposed rear ends and bizarre dirty talk – sounds like a normal Friday night to me, am I right? This certainly lends a whole new element of sexuality to the paramour aspects of the game. It seems the weird underwear and stilted movements and interactions are going to be a thing of the past. I knew there was a reason this game was going to be on new generation consoles; prepare for sexy Cassandra in a full 1080p. Well, on PS4 and PC, at least.

Will this enhance your experience of the game? Just knowing that this aspect of the game is improved, I have more faith in the rest of the character interactions. Hello replay value – I’m going to need to sleep with everyone as every type of character to see what their unique dirty talk will include.

Last Updated: October 24, 2014

62 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief 0

    October 24, 2014 at 08:31

    O_O

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  2. Cadis Etrama Di Umar

    October 24, 2014 at 08:35

    Characters are gonna be screaming “a*shole”?….What kinky crap are these devs into. Does it involve leather and a safe word? Interested to see how this aspect of the game pans out

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 24, 2014 at 08:44

      “This one time at Inquisitor camp…”

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      • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

        October 24, 2014 at 08:49

        “Guess the safe word was not spamoni”

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  3. RinceThis

    October 24, 2014 at 08:35

    Oh man, this game is going to turn into a 100hr plus experience for OvG, which is 99hrs, 59m 59s longer than normal.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 24, 2014 at 08:41

      He’d better keep hydrated. Alcohol doesn’t count.

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 24, 2014 at 08:42

        Whiskey dick! Wait what?

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      • RinceThis

        October 24, 2014 at 08:48

        lol

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      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 24, 2014 at 08:49

        Alcohol totally counts.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 24, 2014 at 09:01

          Not in this case, for a couple of reasons 😉

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          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 24, 2014 at 09:01

            I forgot it’s OVG we’re talking about here.

      • Matthew Holliday

        October 24, 2014 at 09:02

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 24, 2014 at 09:12

          Thanks for reminding me, I giggled quite a bit during that scene.

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          • Matthew Holliday

            October 24, 2014 at 09:54

            the moments that ME3 got right, they really got right.
            i had a giggle fit during the entire scene.

        • Jedi Consular Kromas

          October 24, 2014 at 09:42

          Ah the emergency induction port or straw as we like to call it.

          Reply

          • Matthew Holliday

            October 24, 2014 at 09:53

            straw? is that what the kids are calling it these days?

          • Jedi Consular Kromas

            October 24, 2014 at 10:11

            Im down with this new age lingo yo dawg!

  4. Hammersteyn

    October 24, 2014 at 08:38

    Is this a fantasy game or a rap video?

    Reply

  5. Cadis Etrama Di Umar

    October 24, 2014 at 08:38

    Hopefully they include some awesome music for those scenes.

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  6. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 24, 2014 at 08:40

    BAN THIS SICK FILTH FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN!

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    • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

      October 24, 2014 at 08:40

      Let them play Hatred instead!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 24, 2014 at 08:45

        Exactly right! Execute the crap out of everyone fine, but a BOOB? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

        (Please note I still think Hatred is a POS game)

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    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 24, 2014 at 08:48

      Isn’t this what they said about you?

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 24, 2014 at 08:51

        I don’t know, I don’t listen to other people.

        Reply

  7. Captain JJ in the shadow

    October 24, 2014 at 08:43

    The entire Commandos Collection is $2.59 on the humble store.

    Reply

  8. Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    October 24, 2014 at 08:51

    *sigh* And with that all hype I had for this game are gone.

    I’m not interested in virtual relationships and crap like that.

    Bugger that. *goes off to find out prices of Wii-U and Splatoon*

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    • Captain JJ in the shadow

      October 24, 2014 at 08:53

      More the meaningless whoring for you then? Try Witcher. 😉

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        October 24, 2014 at 09:03

        It’s also why I am not interested in Witcher

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        • Captain JJ in the shadow

          October 24, 2014 at 09:05

          It does put me off a bit too, to be completely honest.

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2014 at 09:11

            In Witcher 1 you’d get a card-like collectible for every… conquest. Friend of mine complained about it, but went suspiciously quiet when I told him they’re completely optional. You literally had to go after it to get them.

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 24, 2014 at 09:20

            I know it’s integral to the story, and that doesn’t bother me at all. But there’s something about watching CGI’s going at it that doesn’t sit well with me.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2014 at 09:26

            In most cases it’s not really. His relationship with Triss yes, but random stuff, nope.

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 24, 2014 at 09:29

            True dat.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            October 24, 2014 at 09:25

            I love a good mature game, but that doesn’t mean the story should include sex.

            I just feel it makes me more uncomfortable than making me actually enjoying the game.

            Anyway, to each their own but I shall be skipping DA:I

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 24, 2014 at 09:26

            Agreed.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 24, 2014 at 10:12

            The difference with Witcher is that while it doesn’t shy away from sex, it’s decidedly adult. It’s a really big part of the character from the books. But it approaches it in an adult way too, it’s not “hey look guys! naughty bits! coooool!”

          • Othelia

            October 24, 2014 at 16:23

            All Bioware romances are completely optional. Just don’t click the “heart” option and you will never see them…

    • RinceThis

      October 24, 2014 at 09:13

      SPLATOOOOOON!

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        October 24, 2014 at 09:45

        SPLATOON ROCKS!!!!

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      October 24, 2014 at 09:17

      remember, relationships are totally optional. it’s just for those who like adding romance into their adventuring, but you’re welcome to just be friends 🙂

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      • Captain JJ in the shadow

        October 24, 2014 at 09:21

        You must have seriously bad luck if you get friendzoned in DA: I when you’re trying to romance someone. 😀

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 24, 2014 at 10:08

          If I can get romance options right, ANYONE can.

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

        October 24, 2014 at 09:45

        Mmmmmm. If it’s optional I may find my interest being re-established….

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  9. Pieter Kruger

    October 24, 2014 at 08:55

    • Guild

      October 24, 2014 at 10:11

      🙂 You posting on every article today? Going to watch it now

      Reply

    • Guild

      October 24, 2014 at 10:19

      Dammit, this looks like one really good reason to get the XBone. Plus the UI and I will finally admit it the controller is pretty awesome. The temptation of getting my first XBox, what to do?

      Reply

  10. OVG

    October 24, 2014 at 09:05

    Sorry to sound like a spoilt brat who spent shit tonnes of money on a NEXT GEN console. But do all cross GEN games require SHIITY polygon counts thanks to the lowest denominator?

    Those character models look last gen.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 24, 2014 at 09:11

      Baby oil & sexy time? bowchickawowwow

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      • OVG

        October 24, 2014 at 09:12

        Just having sex included in a game for sex sake has already put my off. Childish.

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    • Weanerdog

      October 24, 2014 at 09:22

      Grabs popcorn sits back and waits for master race backlash (or at least mandatory welcome to the club)

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      • OVG

        October 24, 2014 at 09:23

        I now know why the PC master race are so vocal and I do not remember this amount of cross gen games or remasters when I jumped from the PS2 to the 360.

        2007 was nothing but EYE CANDY and SEXY new IP.

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        • Captain JJ in the shadow

          October 24, 2014 at 09:28

          It’s because we ain’t afraid. Yo. 😉

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          • OVG

            October 24, 2014 at 09:31

            Will be once the new normality of locking all cross gen games including PC games at 30fps becomes common practice.

            RUNS…

          • Captain JJ in the shadow

            October 24, 2014 at 09:34

            “locking” – a term used by developers to describe features that modders can improve. ;P

          • OVG

            October 24, 2014 at 09:40

            lol

          • Jedi Consular Kromas

            October 24, 2014 at 09:44

            We have a true Master of the PC Master Race right here.!

        • Weanerdog

          October 24, 2014 at 10:30

          I hear Forzas pretty good, you also got sunset OD new IP, maybe not next gen in the looks but certainly seems to able to handle a bunch of stuff happening on screen. Ryse (although only 900p) looked the part and also a new IP. Oh sorry you got the other console the one that looks pretty but with nothing to play at least not if you’re internet challenged. 😛

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          • Pieter Kruger

            October 24, 2014 at 10:36

          • OVG

            October 24, 2014 at 11:14

            Still nothing compares to the first 2 years of the 7th gen.
            Gears of War, Mass Effect, Assassins Creed, Deadspace, Mirrors Edge, Bioshock,
            Lost Odyssey, Blue Dragon, PGR, Vive Pinyata. Elder Scrolls, GTAIV,
            The Orange box, Street Fighter IV, Far Cry 2, Guitar Hero, Halo 3, Sam Fisher, GRAW,fABLE 2,

            Not counting the PS3.

          • Weanerdog

            October 24, 2014 at 15:28

            Give it another year. The actual problem is because the new consoles are PC architecture the programmers automatically dumb it down.

  11. Travi the Batman

    October 24, 2014 at 10:01

    I got two words for you.
    Fuck. Yes.
    Literally.

    Reply

  12. Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

    October 25, 2014 at 11:00

    I really hope this they include a “Skip Hokey Sex Scenes” mode. Bioware needs to stop making the focus of the game to be to make your characters partake in terribly done CGI porn.

    Reply

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