Somebody is going to be Thor after playing with these Avengers dildos

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Earth’s mightiest marital aids…ASSEMBLE! (WARNING: NSFW)

Rule 35 of the internet: If you can think of it, there’ll be a sex toy for it. That’s what’s happening here, as artist Balazs Sarmai has just designed a range of marital aids Avengers vibrators that will heed the call for heroes to band together when your mom has a really stiff neck.

Iron Man happens to be the most technologically advanced vibrator on display here, while Hawkeye of course, manages to hit the spot. Click to, ahem, enlarge:

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And the less said about the Hulk the better. Because you don’t want to make the Hulk horny. You probably wouldn’t like him when he’s horny. While these would probably never exist in real life, I’m certain that Marvel would have more money than super-God if they ever produced a Loki version. Just watch the horns on that one ladies.

Thanks for the link Uberutang.

Last Updated: August 13, 2013

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