Somebody is going to be Thor after playing with these Avengers dildos

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Earth’s mightiest marital aids…ASSEMBLE! (WARNING: NSFW)

Rule 35 of the internet: If you can think of it, there’ll be a sex toy for it. That’s what’s happening here, as artist Balazs Sarmai has just designed a range of marital aids Avengers vibrators that will heed the call for heroes to band together when your mom has a really stiff neck.

Iron Man happens to be the most technologically advanced vibrator on display here, while Hawkeye of course, manages to hit the spot. Click to, ahem, enlarge:

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And the less said about the Hulk the better. Because you don’t want to make the Hulk horny. You probably wouldn’t like him when he’s horny. While these would probably never exist in real life, I’m certain that Marvel would have more money than super-God if they ever produced a Loki version. Just watch the horns on that one ladies.

Thanks for the link Uberutang.

Last Updated: August 13, 2013

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  • Gustav Willem Diedericks

    What the hell, Uberutang?? What u been doing during ur off-time?

    • Uberutang

      Um… research? yes lets call it that…

      • Gustav Willem Diedericks

        Must’ve been very serious research, boet. 🙂

  • TechniKyle

    I’ll bet Thor’s vibrator is called Mjolnir. Whoever came up with this should have made a packaged condom called S.H.I.E.L.D.

    • Slade Boender

      hahahaha brilliant

  • ElimiNathan

    LOL

  • Lardus-Wolverine

    Haha thanks for this guys!

  • Sageville

    Ugh, yet more must have collectables!

    Now I just need a suitable display case….

  • John ain’t got time to bleed

    Great way to ruin the avengers for me

    • Craig Boonzaier

      Seems like a good way to show the movie to my GF …

  • Hammersteyn

    Um…. Hulk smash?

  • Hammersteyn

    12 inches? Really? Getting with a woman like that, it would be like tossing a vienna down a hallway.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    What about Nick Fury? I would think he’s perfect for this line because of the…erm… eye patch & stuff.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    I just showed this to a friend, and her exact words were, “Hawkeye would make a fortune.”

    • Hammersteyn

      If anyone good find “that” spot. Hawkeye could. No wonder him and Black Widow hit it off while Tony was left in the dust.

  • Draco Lusus

    Showed the gf, she wants the Black widow, Ironman and the Hawkeye…and in her words “wouldn’t like the hulk, eeeuw, green penis”

  • Drizzt

    10/10 for the title.

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