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Somebody is going to be Thor after playing with these Avengers dildos

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Earth’s mightiest marital aids…ASSEMBLE! (WARNING: NSFW)

Rule 35 of the internet: If you can think of it, there’ll be a sex toy for it. That’s what’s happening here, as artist Balazs Sarmai has just designed a range of marital aids Avengers vibrators that will heed the call for heroes to band together when your mom has a really stiff neck.

Iron Man happens to be the most technologically advanced vibrator on display here, while Hawkeye of course, manages to hit the spot. Click to, ahem, enlarge:

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And the less said about the Hulk the better. Because you don’t want to make the Hulk horny. You probably wouldn’t like him when he’s horny. While these would probably never exist in real life, I’m certain that Marvel would have more money than super-God if they ever produced a Loki version. Just watch the horns on that one ladies.

Thanks for the link Uberutang.

Last Updated: August 13, 2013


  1. What the hell, Uberutang?? What u been doing during ur off-time?


    • Uberutang

      August 14, 2013 at 10:57

      Um… research? yes lets call it that…


      • Gustav Willem Diedericks

        August 14, 2013 at 12:25

        Must’ve been very serious research, boet. 🙂


  2. TechniKyle

    August 13, 2013 at 20:52

    I’ll bet Thor’s vibrator is called Mjolnir. Whoever came up with this should have made a packaged condom called S.H.I.E.L.D.


    • Slade Boender

      August 14, 2013 at 16:10

      hahahaha brilliant


  3. ElimiNathan

    August 13, 2013 at 20:59



  4. Lardus-Wolverine

    August 13, 2013 at 21:15

    Haha thanks for this guys!


  5. Sageville

    August 13, 2013 at 21:16

    Ugh, yet more must have collectables!

    Now I just need a suitable display case….


  6. John ain't got time to bleed

    August 14, 2013 at 07:17

    Great way to ruin the avengers for me


    • Craig Boonzaier

      August 14, 2013 at 07:18

      Seems like a good way to show the movie to my GF …


  7. Hammersteyn

    August 14, 2013 at 07:30

    Um…. Hulk smash?


  8. Hammersteyn

    August 14, 2013 at 07:52

    12 inches? Really? Getting with a woman like that, it would be like tossing a vienna down a hallway.


  9. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 14, 2013 at 07:53

    What about Nick Fury? I would think he’s perfect for this line because of the…erm… eye patch & stuff.


  10. Alien Emperor Trevor

    August 14, 2013 at 07:55

    I just showed this to a friend, and her exact words were, “Hawkeye would make a fortune.”


    • Hammersteyn

      August 14, 2013 at 07:57

      If anyone good find “that” spot. Hawkeye could. No wonder him and Black Widow hit it off while Tony was left in the dust.


  11. Draco Lusus

    August 14, 2013 at 08:46

    Showed the gf, she wants the Black widow, Ironman and the Hawkeye…and in her words “wouldn’t like the hulk, eeeuw, green penis”


  12. Drizzt

    August 14, 2013 at 11:46

    10/10 for the title.


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