You thought massive floppy beef cannons were the limit of what Conan: Age of Exiles could do with dongs? Then you ain't seen nothing yet, as Funcom is mulling over a castration gameplay mechanic as well.

CONAN! What is best in life? Early access, dedicated servers and to see your enemies crushed before you after having spent four hours gathering materials to craft an axe!

Thanks to a handy endowment slider in the game, players now have the opportunity to adjust their manhood from Earthworm Jim through to Gleaming Love Sword size in Conan: Exiles.

Ubisoft's new Might and Magic spinoff ditches the RPG mechanics for real time strategy, bringing tabletop wargaming to life. Unfortunately, it very nearly plays itself.

Bouncy astronauts, world building and gorgeous visuals await when The Astroneer launches on Early Access in December.

The Tomorrow Children is definitely a case of style over substance which fails to provide any sort of reason to keep you playing. It's a chore - and when a game feels like actual work, it's just not a fun game.

"We are absolutely committed to driving aggressive development towards a solid, feature-robust game launch for ARK: Survival Evolved," says Studio Wildcard, after Scorched Earth scorched fans.

Last week, Studio Wildcard announced Scorched Earth - a paid-for expansion pack for their hit Early Access title, ARK: Survival Evolved. Naturally, there’s been a bit of a backlash from the community.