Conan: Age of Exiles could add a castration feature in a future update

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No press is truly bad press for a game, and Conan: Age of Exiles has been lapping up plenty of articles lately with regards to how it handles…its Schwartz. There’s an option in the Early Access build of Conan: Age of Exiles right now that allows players to generously flip their endowment from Admiral Winky all the way through to a Colon Cowboy.

It’s an odd feature any way you look at it, but one that was necessary early on to help Conan: Age of Exiles fit into the lore of the Robert E. Howard books that the game takes inspiration from, says Funcom. The slider was a natural evolution of that, especially seeing we had a similar slider for breasts. Equality and all that,” Funcom said in a Reddit AMA via Kotaku that also teased possible castration physics being introduced eventually.

Similar to the way in which you capture thralls, we would like you to be able to drag players back to your altars and sacrifice them for a massive boost. We might also add specific killing equipment such as iron maidens etc. In addition we really want you to be able to harvest the heads of your foes and stick them on spikes outside and around your bases. Maybe even at some point…castration.

Later on the AMA, Funcom acknowledged how games such as Minecraft, DayZ and Ark: Survival Evolved had helped influence the design of Age of Exiles. “We owe a debt of gratitude to them all and we borrowed some of their good ideas even as we came up with our own,” Funcom wrote in a response. Conan: Age of Exiles is out right now on Steam Early Access, but it’s still early days for this ambitious survival game.

Early days, but charming still if you’re willing to slap some cash down to help test it out on PC before a final version also hits Xbox One and PlayStation 4 in the near future.

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Last Updated: February 7, 2017

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  • MonsterCheddar

    Again with that Piele game.

  • MonsterCheddar

    ” …flip their endowment from Admiral Winky all the way through to a Colon Cowboy.”



    • Admiral Chief

      Don’t worry, his punishment shall be severe

  • I thought we agreed to renaming it Naked Yum Yum Slaughtercraft!

    Also castration is a moot point since my character is female 🙂

    Also they need to fix some bugs first.

    But they are working hard at least. Harder than the ARK devs. And they don’t plan on releasing ea DLC that you need to buy so there is that.

  • This game just keeps getting better xD

    • Hammersteyn

      You’re just waiting till they get to the ponies aren’t you?

      • Someone is already modding it in.

        • Hammersteyn


          • Not that suprising since ARK has a complete total conversion mod for Pokemon.

            Modding – It is what the cool kids do.

            Edit: #MasterRace … so i can be called a biggot again 😛

          • That mod is looking pretty damn good

          • Want me to set up a pokemon ARK server?

          • When we have a better Alpha version. The current one looks very limited

          • Also when the Ark devs finally work on adding much needed bug fixing and Dx12 (on their coming soon list for almost 2 years now).

          • Hammersteyn

            Working through my backlog playing GTA3. No map whatsoever on console but I just know the PC has one modded in 🙁

          • VampyreSquirrel

            I can take a picture of the one I got with my original physical copy and send it to you in 24 separate, random, messages that will not be send in the same hour, never mind day.

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL, it’s fine.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Awww spoil sport.

    • MonsterCheddar

      Otter hou van Totter

  • Hammersteyn

    More cocks than a local KFC

    • Dutch Matrix

      If you find any cocks in a KFC, call it Hannibal.

  • MonsterCheddar
    • Hammersteyn

      It was at that point before the oil spill that BP realized they shouldn’t sneak LSD into their staffs breakfast to lift the workers moral

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    So not only could you teabag someone, you could take their teabag too?

  • Original Heretic

    This game could be a huge cock up.

  • Admiral Chief

    Balls to the wall getting a whole new meaning

  • Skittle

    I don’t see the appeal of these types of games. Just seems very repetitive without any clear objective.

    • Admiral Chief

      Well, it is an escape of sorts. Doing daily/mundane things over and over (like a job) but with the added bonus of murdering things and if you die, just start over

      • Skittle

        That makes sense. My next grievance is with the thousands of people on Twitch that actually sit there and watch a guy bash rocks, their lives can’t be that boring.

        • Admiral Chief

          Yes, there is NO excuse for doing that

  • Deceased

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