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You can now grab pizza from your Xbox 360

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Pizza the Hutt

I’ve got to hand it to Microsoft, because they certainly do know how to ring every single last cent out of a product. The Xbox 360 already makes cash from Live subscriptions and advertisements, and now, it’s adding fast food to the coffers.

Provided that you’re in America of course. And that your stomach has an adamantium lining that is laced with a touch of vibranium, which would allow you to survive food from the McDonalds of pizza, Pizza Hut.

The Pizza Hut app will allow hungry hungry gamers to do away with that archaic Pizza Hut website and go straight to the menus to order themselves some pizza pie. And of course, the whole thing is better with Kinect. So if you don’t fancy using a controller, prepare to blissfully wiggle those arms and scream in vain at the screen.

When you’ve ordered some quick grub, the app will then save that data on your Xbox or PizzaHut.com account, and will also allow you to Facebook share your adventures in cholesterol.

And that’s how you make money kids. And dammit, I want a localised version of this anyway. I’m already hounding our local Xbox 360 reps to tell the dashboard monkeys here to put apps for KFC Zinger Wings and Guinness beer on the dashboard, but no dice. They ain’t budging.

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Last Updated: April 24, 2013

54 Comments

  1. Martin du preez

    April 24, 2013 at 09:02

    “What kind of fast food would you like to see appear on your Xbox home screen?”

    How about some GAMES appearing on the home screen?

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    • Anon A Mouse

      April 24, 2013 at 09:06

      Have an upvote kind sir.

      Reply

    • umar bastra

      April 24, 2013 at 09:14

      My Sentiments exactly. Well said

      Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      April 24, 2013 at 09:22

      Upvote x9000

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    • Rincethis: Spellalicious

      April 24, 2013 at 09:23

      That idea will never catch on…

      Reply

    • Sageville

      April 24, 2013 at 09:46

      Don’t come here with your pro-gaming propaganda! Jys chatterig neh!

      This is a Revolutionar… gaming website where all we want is a console fast food ordering system!

      Nxt!

      Reply

  2. Macethy

    April 24, 2013 at 09:23

    What…THE f*ck? How desperate are MS for money that they do things like this? Will Windows also start having ads in it while you wait for your computer to boot?

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      April 24, 2013 at 09:24

      Oh great. Now we only need one guy from Microsoft to read about this and go running to his boss to tell him his brilliant new idea. Well done. You have doomed us all

      Reply

      • Sageville

        April 24, 2013 at 09:56

        The next thing:

        “Congratulations! Achievement Unlocked ; Moar! Gimme Moar! (Order 1000 Pizza hut pizzas)”

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          April 24, 2013 at 09:59

          At first I laughed… Then I realised… People would actually try to achieve this achievement if it were real…

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          • Sageville

            April 24, 2013 at 10:02

            Man Pizza hut will be rolling in it

  3. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    April 24, 2013 at 09:23

    Oh no! Pizza the Hutt!

    hehe. Loved that movie 🙂

    Anyway, so kinect you say? I can see so many orders that don’t make sense.

    No! No! Remove that topping! I don’t want a prawns and lettuce Pizza! NO!!! NOO!! *waves arms* don’t accept that! NOOOOOO!!!!

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  4. OldVideoGamer

    April 24, 2013 at 09:24

    Can there be a different SKU? One that has no HUD, no internet port, no trophies or AP, no hard drive and one slot for a memory card, so every cent of my money is going towards my 30 year old hobby of PRESSING START AND FCKING PLAYING THE TVGAME!!!!!… please…

    Oh I forgot, its called the PS2. The last true console that sold over 150million units for a reason.

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      April 24, 2013 at 09:29

      Bugger that. The last proper tv-games unit was the Sega Megadrive.

      Reply

      • OldVideoGamer

        April 24, 2013 at 09:36

        GAMECUBE!! Arghhhh that console war was great 🙂

        But everybody knows that If you are going to give Sega props then the honor goes to the DREAMCAST.

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        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          April 24, 2013 at 09:49

          Ah the good old days

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        • FoxOneZA - The Chosen One

          April 24, 2013 at 10:05

          And even Ninty shafted it’s poor users with the Gamecube. A standalone games machine would never survive. I know people that bought the PS3 3 times after each time it broke out of warranty just to play Blu Ray movies.

          Food for thought 😉

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  5. Trevor Davies

    April 24, 2013 at 09:27

    I’m disappointed, I was picturing mini-pizzas coming out of the DVD-drive.

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    • Rincethis: Spellalicious

      April 24, 2013 at 09:28

      You mean BlueRay? HAHAHAHHA! Cough…

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      • Trevor Davies

        April 24, 2013 at 09:48

        Now I’m thinking about the ads people are going to get. Someone’s busy jamming his CoD & he/she/it gets a sweet popup message saying, “Hey bro, I see you’ve been playing for 3 hours… aren’t you getting hungry? How about a pizza?” Then there’s finicky controls for saying yes or no & millions of pizzas are ordered by accident & it’s too much effort to cancel the order because that interrupts your gaming & now that you think about it you are a bit peckish.

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        • Rincethis: Spellalicious

          April 24, 2013 at 09:50

          0_O Holy shit, do you work for MS?!

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          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            April 24, 2013 at 09:52

            No but he is giving MS ideas I am sure of it. We are on to you @google-b3ba07f0835438e0c954c94031814a2f:disqus ! We are on to you

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 24, 2013 at 10:09

            Agreed, I fear I have created a monster! 0_O

          • Trevor Davies

            April 24, 2013 at 10:09

            It’s amazing how these ideas just flow once you realise evil is more fun 😀

            They also want to bring back TV series like Heroes? Well, take a poll of which characters people like the most & make people pay micro transactions to have them appear in scenes while they’re watching. Of course, you’ll have to be always online for that…

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 24, 2013 at 10:11

            My, GOD, we have done an Event Horizon, and brought back something truly evil!

          • Trevor Davies

            April 24, 2013 at 09:57

            Maybe I should apply there. I also have another idea about using the Kinect 2 to check out your furniture & send you some suggestions from IKEA.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            April 24, 2013 at 09:58

            Stop it! Stop it! You will ruin us all!

          • Rincethis: Spellalicious

            April 24, 2013 at 10:10

            We are onto you Adam Bohr! So THIS is your new job!?

    • Brady miaau

      April 24, 2013 at 11:07

      Like printing your nokia 920 cover on your 3D printer at home? 🙂

      sounds great 🙂

      Reply

  6. Rincethis: Spellalicious

    April 24, 2013 at 09:33

    Darryn, I’m with you on the KFC Zinger Wings!

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    • matthurstrsa

      April 24, 2013 at 13:20

      Greatest meal at KFC by far!

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      • Rincethis: Spellalicious

        April 24, 2013 at 13:31

        Damn straight!

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  7. umar bastra

    April 24, 2013 at 09:45

    Just wanted to post a picture of CC from Code Geass eating pizza from Pizza Hut

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  8. The Bearded Dutchman

    April 24, 2013 at 09:51

    mmmmmmm Guinness for strength!

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  9. Skoobaz

    April 24, 2013 at 10:19

    A disturbance in the force I feel…

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  10. HvR

    April 24, 2013 at 10:35

    “will also allow you to Facebook share your adventures in cholesterol”

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

    NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

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    • HvR

      April 24, 2013 at 10:35

      sjoe now I feel better

      Reply

      • Brady miaau

        April 24, 2013 at 11:06

        Have sommer two upvotes!

        With you 100%.

        Reply

  11. LordCaptainAwesomeness

    April 24, 2013 at 10:38

    Thanks Darryn… now I want pizza after that Header…..geez

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    • Brady miaau

      April 24, 2013 at 11:06

      Thanks Darryn, now I do not want pizza after that Header…. geez

      A bit gross for me.

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    • Darryn Bonthuys

      April 24, 2013 at 11:37

      Pizza the Hutt terrifies me, to be honest.

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      • Matthew Figueira

        April 24, 2013 at 12:37

        SPACE BALLS! 😀

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      • LordCaptainAwesomeness

        April 24, 2013 at 12:44

        Pizza the Hut will shit cheese if you show up with a couple of Pints….

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  12. matthurstrsa

    April 24, 2013 at 13:21

    My next experiment: Buy 1x Zinger burger and 1x double down. Insert double down into Zinger burger. TRIPLE DECKER ZINGER BURGER SUPREME!

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    • Marc O Polo

      April 25, 2013 at 07:49

      oh my god! that sounds awesome!!!!!!

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      • matthurstrsa

        April 25, 2013 at 07:50

        My wife reckons you’d have to unhinge your jaw to eat it but I say BRING IT ON.

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    • HvR

      April 25, 2013 at 08:43

      You used to get the double tower rounder (double filler double cheese) and for R2 extra you could add a piece of pineapple. This double down thing is just to much chicken on chicken action and that motherfucker is greasy as shit.

      But here is a another one: Mighty king steer with double down, beef chicken beef chicken beef

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      • matthurstrsa

        April 25, 2013 at 09:11

        That my friend was the legendary double crunch. I’ll be telling my grandkids about that one.

        Your mighty king steer combo is missing one thing: bacon.

        Reply

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