I don’t think I need to tell you all that it’s exceedingly hot, as large parts of the country are ripped in a fiery heat wave that’s exacerbated by the awful drought. When it’s hot as it is now, my mind wanders far away from the savoury stuff that usually makes my mouth water. I want something cool. I want something fresh and light, with a bit of citrusy zing.
Right now, I’d stab me own mum for a Panacotta. Tropical fruit, with one of the most delicate desserts (essentially just a set cream) infused with lime, and served with a tangy granita? Yeah, can I have a bath of the stuff, please?
In Other News – 343 aware of Halo5 issues, Life gets stranger, More plants take on more zombies and a live action Battlefront trailer.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy wondering how mops procreate.
News
343 aware of aiming issue some Halo 5 players are suffering from
Kerbal Space Program update 1.0.5 adds sea landings, gives Val a face plate
Destiny weekly reset for November 10 – Court of Oryx, Nightfall, Prison of Elders changes detailed
Life is Strange 2 confirmed by Dontnod
Affordable Space Adventures is getting a huge update this month
Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 launches in February
Here’s when you can download the Monster Hunter X demo
GTA Online has 8m weekly players as another publisher sees digital soar
Stuff
I Am A Hero is one of the best-looking comics that I’ve ever read
A day in real-life Azeroth
Steam game lets you drop from space to Earth
The people power of Planet Coaster
Videos
Star Wars Battlefront – Live Action Trailer
Call of Duty Black Ops 3 – Nightmares Campaign Trailer (Zombies)
What’s on at The Movies
Alexandra Daddario tops female lead shortlist for BAYWATCH reboot
STEVE JOBS yanked from 2,000 theatres because it isn’t making money
Activision Blizzard launching film studio, creating CALL OF DUTY movie universe
What?! New ARCHIE TV series has a “pumped” Archie, pill-popping Betty and more!
Noomi Rapace to star in Amy Winehouse biopic
Chloe Moretz to star in live-action THE LITTLE MERMAID
Last Updated: November 10, 2015
Ottokie
November 10, 2015 at 16:01
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Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:26
That is what playing FPS with a controller feels like to pc gamers.
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:33
Awesome?
Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:39
😀
*softly presses stick left*
*gun swings to upper left hand corner*
So yea, it’s pretty much how I play any FPS game with KB and Mouse too.
Hammersteyn
November 11, 2015 at 07:30
LOL noob
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 10, 2015 at 16:03
Stab-me-own-mum Tim. “Panacotta inna glass, no better anywhere or I’ll stab me own mum!”
Geoffrey Tim
November 10, 2015 at 16:11
CMOT dibbler is precisely what I had in mind when writing.
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:12
Hero of the Week for the Discworld reference.
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:04
Halo has issues? What is this a remaster?
Lardus-For the Emperor!
November 10, 2015 at 16:05
Call of Duty movie universe? Really? Like we need more generic action movies…
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:06
Like the car crash that was NFS
Lardus-For the Emperor!
November 10, 2015 at 16:10
That was at least semi-enjoyable. The only other car movies (now more heist/action that car) would be Fast&Furious…but how many action movies do we see every year? Too many.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:13
Still better than Dark Knight Rises probably
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:15
Tom Hardy did his part very well. combined I think Batman is in the movie for maybe 10 minutes on screen? As far as trilogies go. You can do a lot worse. Nolan knows what he’s doing
Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:19
Tom Hardy played the “new” Batman villain very well. 😉 That was not Bane.
But I agree. There are worse trilogies.
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:20
It wasn’t Bane, but it was a very well thought out version
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:26
But in this movie, you will have a bunch of 6 year olds regularly telling the viewers about the “Quality” of their moms…
Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:27
Yes, but in this one they will have realistic fish.
Plot twist.
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:06
Mops procreate through pollination, but instead of bees they use cats
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Alien Emperor Trevor
November 10, 2015 at 16:11
Noooooo Matty! Come back!
Spathi
November 10, 2015 at 16:11
“Right now, I’d stab me own mum for a Panacotta.”
You know, usually the internet will try and twist some innocent statement into something sexual or funny or weird….
I tried to do that with your statement Geoff, but even if I “misconstrued” it, it still wasn’t as bad as your original statement.
Congrats Geoffrey, today you won the internet at their own game.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 10, 2015 at 16:12
How do you stab someone innocently? O_o
miaau
November 10, 2015 at 16:13
You know, as a public service. Pick celebrity or politician you hate, insert name here, stabbed as a public service
Spathi
November 10, 2015 at 16:15
Yeah no, I was thinking more along the line of stab, “steek”, having intercourse with his own mum.
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:16
Isn’t that level of humor reserved for the likes of me and myself and I alone?
Spathi
November 10, 2015 at 16:17
In my defence, I went for a business lunch and had more than a few Jagermeister shots!
HvR
November 10, 2015 at 16:22
and then ran into your mom?
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:17
AND HOW THE HELL STEEK JY JOU MA ONSKULDIG????
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:19
She walks in on your room when you’re busy flogging the bishop and she trips?
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:20
Even if that happens, do you just go: Well. now that she’s stuck on my dick…
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:33
No, you take meds, strongest meds
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:45
After this thread I need meds…
HvR
November 10, 2015 at 16:45
Morning after pill?
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:49
Mind Bleach.
Spathi
November 10, 2015 at 16:19
Ek grawe net al dieper, doen ek nie… (no pun intended!!)
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:23
Toemaar. Met jou klein grafie sal jy nie ver kom nie.
HvR
November 10, 2015 at 16:30
What his mom said?
Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:20
Well Oscar shot someone innocently, so at this rate I think that’s completely possible in this country.
Too soon?
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:22
‘Your honor, I stuck ‘it’ into the hole in the door after paying my R50.00. I did not know it was me mum behind the door, your honor! On my mother’s honor!’
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 10, 2015 at 18:45
You thought she looked like your sister?
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 21:31
I just vomited into my mouth a bit…
AfricanTime
November 10, 2015 at 16:25
its ok, its only illegal if she gets pregnant…?
HvR
November 10, 2015 at 16:17
“Well as I been heading out to me mates the machete slipped and got caught in me sock and as I went past the Stainz Massif bus stop it fell into this guy’s arm ….. 7 times.”
Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:11
I sense Geoff has a certain fondness of Italian food.
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:13
He looks Italian….. half italian…… maybe a tenth italian….
Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:17
Well he wrote Pannacotta as one word (people tend to get that one wrong)…so he’s got me convinced.
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:18
You think he has connections? O_o
Dutch Matrix
November 10, 2015 at 16:18
He is ItaliAsian!
Hammersteyn
November 10, 2015 at 16:19
Yakuza and Mafia O_o
HvR
November 10, 2015 at 16:19
o snap
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 10, 2015 at 18:44
He was A to Z, now he’s AYYYYYYYY to Z 😀
Hammersteyn
November 11, 2015 at 07:30
hahaha
HvR
November 10, 2015 at 16:19
Yes in the vast Gauteng Yakuza Mafioso Family Network
Captain JJ the Goo
November 10, 2015 at 16:19
Doubt it.
Though I’m sure he’ll threaten you, telling you that he does.
I mean, I would do that.
HvR
November 10, 2015 at 16:51
“Tonight you sleep with the fishes, until morning then it is time to make sushi”
Spy Master Tokashi
November 10, 2015 at 16:53
So in the other news, Fallout 4 gets an awesome user average rating on Metacritic!
Glad I didnt fall for the pre-order BS from Bethesda 😉