New images for Snow White and the huntsman appear

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In case you weren’t aware, there are two very distinct Snow White films appearing this year. One of them, is targeted more towards families, and tells the classic tale in a manner that is so sickeningly sweet, that assorted doctors have had to slap diabetes warning stickers on the film posters.

The other, puts its grittiest leg forward, starring Kristen “One face wonder” Stewart as the princess, who has just happened to have been trained in the art of war, and is ready to get medieval on Charlize “suck it Julia Roberts” Theron as the queen.

So, who’s ready to hi-ho hi-ho some promotional images?

Snow White and the Huntsman releases later this year, and also stars Chris Hemsworth, while Rupert Sanders directs.

Last Updated: February 20, 2012

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Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia’s M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

  • This looks like it could be great. Much better than the beauty and the beast offering we had last year. 

    • Darryn_Bonthuys

      SPEAK NOT OF THAT ABOMINATION!

  • I gotta say, Charlize looks kinda hot there

    • And yet the clearly drug addled mirror declares Kristin Stewart the fairest in the land.

      Cocaine is a helluva drug.

      • Kristin Stewart looks like Jim Caviezel with long hair. Basically like Caviezel in the Passion of the Christ. But without a beard

      • Darryn_Bonthuys

        Julia Roberts can suck it, I’d rather spend my cash looking at a Charlize Theron evil queen than a horse in drag in that other Snow White film.

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