Bayonetta 2 review round-up

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You’ve already read the best coolest acceptable not so bad my review for Bayonetta 2. I hope. Dammit folks, I need this validation! Ahem, but there are other reviews out there. And much like your thoughts on that strange growth that is spreading on your face, it might be time for a second opinion. Which I wholeheartedly recommend doing anyway. So here’s a look at what other people have to say about Bayonetta 2 so far.

And it’s a winner! The scores are generally in the high 8s to 9s on this one, with Polygon being the hipster score at the bottom. Here’s the round-up:

Edge Magazine – 100/100

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Sega’s loss is Nintendo’s gain: Bayonetta, twirling away from a gigantic demon’s maw and smacking the highest choir of angels on the nose, has just given Wii U its first true classic.

Eurogamer – 9/10

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Bayonetta 2’s biggest disappointment may be that it’s an iterative sequel, but it’s not such a problem when it’s iterating on genius.

GameSpot – 10/10

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Bayonetta 2’s combat is so expertly constructed, and its presentation so joyously insane, that you’d have to try so very hard to get bored of it all. In a year filled with the promise of ever more elaborate experiences on all the shiny new hardware, that Bayonetta 2–a homage to classic game design and escapism–should be the most fun I’ve had playing a game all year is unexpected.

Destructoid – 10/10

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When Bayonetta came out in 2010, I thought it was nearly perfect. Four years later and Platinum hasn’t lost its edge with Bayonetta 2. It’s just as stylish and as fun as ever, and a must-buy for action fans who own a Wii U.

Joystiq – 5/5

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If you bought the Wii U months ago explicitly in anticipation of Bayonetta 2, congratulations, your decision has paid off in spades.

IGN – 9.5

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Every aspect of Bayonetta 2 feels polished and focused. At times, the writing feels ridiculous, but I still love how it plays. The superb pacing and combat are just that good. By the end I was convinced: This sequel builds on everything that made the original great, and delivers one of the most satisfying action games I’ve played.

Polygon – 7.5

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When Platinum Games is on, it’s really, really on, and Bayonetta 2 is in almost any respect that counts a better game than the first, whose mechanics were already exemplary. But every time I’d feel on a roll, enjoying my time with Bayonetta 2 immensely, I’d be broken out of it by another cheap shot of T&A. I would be wrecking a flock of angelic or demonic enemies, sliding in and out of witch time almost at will, and then the special weapon I had picked up became a literal stripper pole for Bayonetta to dance on, because … well, because, I guess.

Meanwhile, one handsome bastard at Lazygamer had this to say about the game:

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Bayonetta 2 is something new blended with something familiar, improved in every way possible. Few other games can top it for sheer audacity and ballsiness, and if this is the last time we’ll ever see the leggy witch, then she’s going out with one hell of a bang.

The game is out at the end of the month. Maybe one of you can…tag climax with me?

Last Updated: October 13, 2014

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  • Cadis Etrama Di Umar

    Freaking Polygon as usual

    • Hammersteyn

      I know right?

  • Just a pity all of 5 people will get to enjoy this game.

  • Sgt. M

    I can’t ever understand how someone can give a game/movie/book/cd full marks. Everything has to have a fault, nothing is perfect so why full marks. 9/10 is as close as something should get
    #JustSaying

    • Sageville

      Don’t get me started….

    • Mossel

      I tend to agree with this. 10/10 would mean fantastic gameplay, great graphics, great music and a story that makes you think about life, politics, religion and question your morals! So basically Bioshock Infinite. lol

    • Admiral Chief 0

      Agreed, however, I’d say 9.5 is the highest, just to point out that while 9 is great, 9.5 is bloody epic!

      • Sgt. M

        Are there 9.5’s out there?

    • Weanerdog

      I read that it is only the 18th game of all time to get 10/10 on gamespot so maybe a 9.9 would be more appropriate.

  • Hammersteyn

    DAMMIT Polygon! C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

  • Hammersteyn
  • Admiral Chief 0

    Its DAT ASS right?

  • Guild

    Does it make you want to get a Wii U? Should I get one?

    • Oi! Back down you hoarding buying crazy boy!

    • You’re just looking for another excuse to get a Wii U for splatoon. 😛

      • Indeed!

      • Guild

        Definitely and on the bright side at least there would 1 more with a Wii U so 5 people then…

  • Ryanza

    I think Bayonetta captures the true essence of what a video game should be. It’s over the top everything, button smashing, combos, sexy female protagonist, weapons, guns, story, good vs bad, dialog, ect.

    Bayonetta just has it all. Last generation of consoles were taking themselves way to seriously. Call of Duty, Gears of War, Killzone, ect, all that shit is not essence of video games. Then Bayonetta came along and said fuck you all, you will like me and look at my ass. Now get shot in the head for looking.

    http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/012/0/1/bayonetta___let_s_dance_boys__by_lemurfotart-d71vwkp.png

  • HisDivineOrder

    If only Sega had known the obvious:

    Cancel Aliens Colonial Marines. Greenlight Bayonetta 2.

    Instead, we get the inferior version of Bayonetta 2 built exclusively for the console nobody has that will ultimately limit how many copies of this game can be sold.

    Damn you, Sega.

  • Mabenito

    Yah neh, but the colors? Type of game that would definitely give you a solid 9.5/10 pink eye.

  • FoxOneZA

    720p/60fps?

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