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Meet the ladies of MACHETE KILLS

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For a film that stars a man who looks like he got decked with an entire forest of ugly trees, Machete Kills certainly doesn’t skimp on the ass-kicking lady factor. Who you can all info up on in the next two minute video.

In his latest mission, Machete is recruited by the U.S. President (Carlos Estevez) to stop a crazed global terrorist (Mel Gibson) from starting a nuclear war. With a bounty on his head, Machete faces death at every turn from an all-star cast of deadly assassins. Breaking all the rules, visionary director Robert Rodriguez leads this star-studded ensemble on one of the wildest adventures to save the world ever captured on film!

I’m digging all the content that I’m seeing for Machete Kills so far. It looks far more unhinged than the first film, without any creeping social messages hidden away. And honestly, that’s the kind of film that I dig.

Machete Kills stars  (deep breath)  Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan, Electra Avellan, William Sadler, Lady Gaga, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens and Marko Zaror. It’s out real soon.


Last Updated: October 9, 2013


  1. TIT Revolvers 🙂 SWEEEEEET


    • Airborne

      October 9, 2013 at 16:16

      Yup… Activated by a cold drink, or some ice, or a cold breeze…


  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 9, 2013 at 14:16

    mmmmmm, jessica alba…..


  3. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 9, 2013 at 15:17

    Hello Ladies!


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