Can you believe it? The very first month of 2012 2013 2014 has been beaten like a Contra end-stage boss already. The dry season ends here baby! From this point on, it’s all games, every Friday for the rest of the year! With more taxes than ever! Viva! Vote for the shiniest of two turds this year!
Wait a minute, am I seeing double? A day with bad news and Government being as idiotic as ever? Why. it’s as if I lived this day before! In fact, that’s been the entire theme today for any article posted by myself or Geoff.
You see, we hid a groundhog/Bill Murray in all of our header images today so that we could celebrate our favourite film and tradition, Groundhog day. Technically, that day is this Sunday, but there’s not a chance in hell that we’re working on the Sabbath.
Here’s where we his all those visual clues. For bonus points, we also hid hints in the alt-text and tags for articles.
In Other News: Suda 51 teams up with the Tokyo Jungle, American McGee is way over budget, GTA scraps a lawsuit and no Batman extras on the Wii U.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy proposing a tax on internet memes.
News
Batman: Arkham Origins DLC on Wii U cancelled
Ultra Street Fighter gameplay changes detailed
Razer signs on to produce Xbox One accessories
Halo Spartan Assault hits Xbox 360 on Friday
American McGee’s Kickstarter project is $1.7 million over budget
Suda 51 teaming up with Tokyo Jungle devs on new PS3 game
Next Car Game makes over $1 million on Steam early access
GTA Online class action lawsuit dismissed
Stuff
Parental guidance: why gaming with kids is bad for your health
For the love of buttons
Still Playing: Killzone Shadow Fall – why its disappointing AI is indicative of a wider malaise
The sad and sielnt beauty of DayZ
Videos
Bionic Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla – Debut trailer
Randal’s Monday – Debut teaser
Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z – Character trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Return to Neverland in this new trailer for Tinker Bell and the pirate fairy
Kevin Costner has 3 days to kill or die in this new trailer
You will believe that a man of plastic can fly in this new trailer for The Lego Movie
Everyone is sad in these new images for season four of Game of thrones
Movies out today – Oscar nominees return, as do meatballs
Director James Gunn talks Guardians of the Galaxy’s scope
Trouble finds you in this trailer for From Dusk till Dawn The Series
This red band trailer for A million ways to die in the West goes South so fast!
Model: Kari Nautique
And for those of you complaining, here’s an ION model to end your weekend off with. PEACE!
Last Updated: January 31, 2014
SheHulkNigri
January 31, 2014 at 16:05
Guess who I am masturbating to this week-en… (Did I just type that out loud?)
AND WITH THAT IMAGE, I LEAVE YOU DENIZENS OF LAGZ. GOOD LUCK RECOVERING FROM THAT!!!!!
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 31, 2014 at 16:06
Luckily I can imagine She-Hulk fapping!
SheHulkNigri
January 31, 2014 at 16:20
I am sure you can…
Skyblue
January 31, 2014 at 17:21
LIES! Here you are, Chyna
RinceThis2014
January 31, 2014 at 16:06
Oh you bastard! Thus ruining anyone else’s chances of, I mean, yes, have a good weekend!
RinceThis2014
January 31, 2014 at 16:06
I called this first! I WIN!
Hammersteyn
January 31, 2014 at 16:07
I spotted the groundhog on the Guilty Gear header but not the others, good job guys.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 31, 2014 at 16:08
Well played on the headers gents!
Rock789
January 31, 2014 at 16:14
Ah… Those groundhog pics – I knew I wasn’t finally losing my mind and seeing things hidden in the headers! Phew… My doctor will be so relieved he can cancel the psychological evaluation hold he put out on me.
RinceThis2014
January 31, 2014 at 16:22
No no, you are supposed to see him on Sunday after dropping your mother off. Trevor and I are banking on it, I mean, to make sure you are HEALTHY, yeth, that’s it!
oVg 60fps > 30fps
January 31, 2014 at 16:44
lol
That Tall Ork Norm
January 31, 2014 at 16:45
At least I spotted the one in the FFD header.
HvR
January 31, 2014 at 16:54
What is the Groundhog tradition for South Africa?
If it is so hot on the 2nd Feb that Dassies need to piss on themselves to stay cool winter is coming late?
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 31, 2014 at 17:04
Groundhog Day references in every header? NERDS!
Weanerdog
January 31, 2014 at 18:51
Is this real?
http://themetapicture.com/starting-trials-this-year/
Brian Murphy
January 31, 2014 at 18:55
Yeah
http://www.virtuix.com/
Weanerdog
February 1, 2014 at 10:54
Thanks, that looks like it could be a lot of fun.
Brian Murphy
February 1, 2014 at 17:26
No doubt 🙂
Kensei Seraph Moe Ninja
February 3, 2014 at 08:29
That looks awesome.
Although it’d cut my game time down significantly.