Tis the season to be merry, tralalala! Well, not quite yet, but we still like to make you guys happy. We have a beautiful hamper full of all kinds of Assassin’s Creed Unity goodies for you – check out how to enter.
The latest entry in the Assassin’s Creed franchise, Assassin’s Creed Unity brings all the fun back-stabbing action to the new generation of consoles. With the ability to team up with your friends to take on all sorts of co-op missions, it’s billed as the Assassin’s Creed game that we’ve all been waiting for. Reviews have been mixed, but they’re still well above average – and our prize is beyond awesome thanks to some amazing extras.
Here is the full list of what you’ll get in this revolutionary hamper:
- T-shirt
- Notebook
- Keyring
- Badges
- Seal Kit
- Poker Cards
- Pen
- Copy of the game
- Arno Figurine
That’s right, not only could you win a copy of the game on the platform of your choice, you could win this incredible Arno figurine:
What do you need to do to enter? Well, you need to live in South Africa so that we can get this glorious prize to you. Then you need to head on over here and enter your details and platform of choice. Then pray to the gods of Random.org and hope that you make it to the winning position. Viva la revolution!
Last Updated: November 12, 2014
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:16
Oh wow.
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 12, 2014 at 12:24
Entarred!!!
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:24
I did first! Slow poke.
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 12, 2014 at 12:31
Your face is slow!
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:33
Possibly, but that’s not important now.
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:27
I love having 3 legit, in-use emails for these comps.
Ps, #hypocrite because it’s free. When I win. Of course.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:32
You shall not win. This prize is mine!
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:35
Psssh. Moar free games for me.
You don’t even have a next-gen console.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:37
How would you know this? Huh? Huh?
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:40
Stalker level over 9000?
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:44
Friday is cancelled. I fear for my safety!
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:45
It’s not even at your house. Plus Beer. You can’t say no to beer man.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:46
You should drive. The birthday girl can get drunk with the missus and I. We are all way better drunks than you. You just PRETEND to drink. And at a Bierfest! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! 😛
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:47
ok, let’s see if she’s down with that. cc @bront_miles:disqus
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:47
Pssssst. Like she EVEN needs an excuse to drink with us! 😀
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:48
Oh I meant the driving part so she can get smashed, and not her car. or face. 😀
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:51
Take taxi? It’s not far back to yours.
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:52
Haha so you want the apparently “bad drunk” to get drunk too?
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:52
We can only hope!
thatRomanovgirl
November 12, 2014 at 17:40
You are all going to get drunk and I will laugh – that is my birthday present. @disqus_YCIicGKzx5:disqus
OVG
November 12, 2014 at 12:28
Keep it.
I do not have internet at home for the 68 patches this game will require.
http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/193975-assassins-creed-unity-runs-poorly-and-is-stuffed-full-of-bugs
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:29
I don’t have the console this game requires.
OVG
November 12, 2014 at 12:30
All you need is a Casio Calculator from the 80s to run this bollocks.
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:32
I’m actually just glad they didn’t insult the pc folk by offering a Uplay version. ;P
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:33
Don’t mention such false gods here, heathen! Worship only the Steam Overlay. There are none that can hope to withstand the Sale.
Hail Steam.
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:34
Hail Steam.
*whispers something about GOG*
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:36
Steam, GoG, and the Humble Bundle make up the Holy Trinity. Steam is the Father, GoG the Son, and the Humble Bundle the Holy Spirit. So shall it be, forever and always.
Now go forth and spread the word. No more shall PC users be persecuted by the Uplay infidels!
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:38
If we’re talking superheroes then Uplay would be Robin.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:42
*Uncle Marvel
Totally conned their way onto our systems….
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:41
To calculate how much you spend on micro transactions?
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:43
Because…. 80085
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:44
iii707
OVG
November 12, 2014 at 12:49
That would require one of those scientific calculators that have all that PIE bollocks and shit. We were not allowed calculators at school. That was cheating. So I did not get very far in life because I dont know PIE. Unless it has some Tommy sauce on top.
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:51
*PI
This isn’t culinary class, this is math.
OVG
November 12, 2014 at 12:52
FUCK MATH
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:58
I knew a guy who tried. He said it was more 1’s than 0’s. As such, it wasn’t an entirely pleasant experience.
*Edit: Or.. uh.. so he told me..
OVG
November 12, 2014 at 13:02
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 12, 2014 at 12:32
Neither do I 🙂
OVG
November 12, 2014 at 12:33
lol
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:33
We should sell it back to Lagz so they can give it away again. Mwahahaha
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:34
I wonder how many people here actually DO have these consoles… 😛 Cause this could make this give away go on FOREVER.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:32
Viva la Revolution!
Victor "Vicky" Moolman
November 12, 2014 at 12:33
Why does everything on that list sound so awesome then you get to “Copy of the game” and everything just seems a little less amazing?
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:35
Lol. Sorta sounds like a Joker version of the game. With resplendent black marker writing on the disc and all.
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:35
That pen has me really excited. I bet it has blades that comes out of it.
If not, then I don’t see the point.
Mossel
November 12, 2014 at 13:10
*ballpoint
Victor "Vicky" Moolman
November 12, 2014 at 14:41
Ballpoint of DEATH…..black ink only
Kensei Seraph Never Forget Ouk
November 12, 2014 at 12:51
Because recently there have been Collector’s Editions that do not come with the game.
Victor "Vicky" Moolman
November 12, 2014 at 14:34
That’s like buying a car and then having to add the engine. Sure you got air conditioning but you can’t do anything with it….WTF man
Piet
November 12, 2014 at 12:36
Was going to enter but theres no PC option. 🙁
Kensei Seraph Never Forget Ouk
November 12, 2014 at 12:50
I entered anyway.
I’ll take it to BT Games and get them to trade it in or just sell it and then get the PC version.
OVG
November 12, 2014 at 12:50
BT Games? That should be enough for your parking ticket.
Kensei Seraph Never Forget Ouk
November 12, 2014 at 12:55
Well it’s either that or wait until I get a PS4 (at least the bugs will all be fixed by then).
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:36
All this excitement and not a word today yet of the new Jumbo Humble bundle.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:38
My wallet is light enough at the moment as it is. And now thanks to you… I’m about to head over to the Humble Bundle page. And I can barely afford it… >.<
DAMN YOU, CITIZEN! DAMN YOU!
*Edit: Nevermind. Saw Eurotruck Simulator in the package and puked a little in my mouth. I'm fine. Wallet is safe. 😛 As much as I want Insurgency and Saints Row IV… the holiday sale is soon.
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 12:39
Four copies of insurgency. Mmmmm.
I have Saints Row IV from a previous sale, and GRID 2 aside the rest of them are really cool.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 12, 2014 at 14:12
I’m waiting to see what the other games are. Only interested in Blackguards & SR4, but the latter doesn’t come with any DLC. Got Tesla Effect.
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 14:45
I unfortunately got SR IV the other day on sale for $5 (Game of the century edition). So I’m only paying for the lesser games. Blackguards I’m quite excited about and damn curious about what they’re going to add.
Kensei Seraph Never Forget Ouk
November 12, 2014 at 12:46
“Then you need to head on over here and enter your details and platform of choice.”
Despite what I was told my platform of choice wasn’t listed.
This is not the first time that there’s been a competition for an interesting game that is available on PC but there is PC version available.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:50
Perhaps they were not able to secure a PC version from the friendly folks who sponsored the competition? I don’t think they get the game themselves, do they? I’m just glad they look after us with all these amazing awesomeness comps. One day, the PC game you want will come (cough* DA: I *cough) through via a comp here!
Aries
November 12, 2014 at 12:47
How much times can I enter?
Kensei Seraph Never Forget Ouk
November 12, 2014 at 12:49
Once per email address, I think.
Gmail aliases and the like are not counted as a valid entry.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:50
What are gmail aliases, anyway?
Kensei Seraph Never Forget Ouk
November 12, 2014 at 12:54
Let’s say your gmail address is sargon@gmail.com and you want people to be able to reach you at john.smith@gmail.com then you can set an alias for the john.smith address and any emails sent to that address will be redirected to your sargon gmail account.
Aries
November 12, 2014 at 12:55
Oh, no mine as it is, then that fine thankz
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 12:57
Huh. Thanks for that. I forward Gmail emails to a backup email account, so guess that isn’t an alias then. Just good old fashioned forwarding.
Aries
November 12, 2014 at 12:54
I also want to know, because that my main email
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
November 12, 2014 at 15:36
gmail allows you to create alaiases for anything. so let’s say your email is bob@gmail.com, you could use bob+lazygamer@gmail.com and mail would still get trhoguh to you. People have used this trick to enter competitions as bob+1@gmail.com, bob+2@gmail.com etc ad infinitum.
Kensei Seraph Never Forget Ouk
November 12, 2014 at 12:47
There’s no validation on the entry form.
I accidentally pressed Enter after typing “ke” into the name and it thanked me for entering… despite the email being blank.
ToshZA
November 12, 2014 at 12:49
LOL!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
November 12, 2014 at 15:34
Well, that’s your entry, blown. Sorry.
Alexandr Renkas
November 12, 2014 at 12:47
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Mossel
November 12, 2014 at 12:50
“Platform of your choice” – yet I don’t see PC as an option.
Matthew Holliday
November 12, 2014 at 12:54
was about to type the same thing :'<
Admiral Chief Wang
November 12, 2014 at 12:56
Just sell it, you can buy lunch AND the PC game AND petrol/diesel and some chappies with the money
Spaffy
November 12, 2014 at 13:37
and a pc to play it on. @ 1080p/60fps
Alexandr Renkas
November 12, 2014 at 12:51
???????? ????
http://stroyprikol.com/eto-zdanie-ne-prosto-kroshechnyiy-domik-posredi-ozera-to-chto-skryivaetsya-vnutri-neyo-neveroyatno/
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Admiral Chief Wang
November 12, 2014 at 12:53
Dammmit, and here I want to block OOOBI
Admiral Chief Wang
November 12, 2014 at 12:55
ENTERED….so that I can sell it and buy a proper game!
Mossel
November 12, 2014 at 13:10
And a HOUSE!
Admiral Chief Wang
November 12, 2014 at 13:11
AND A HORSE!!!
Also some horse armour!
Mossel
November 12, 2014 at 13:13
And lunch! For you AND the horse!
Admiral Chief Wang
November 12, 2014 at 13:14
AND a stable!
Mossel
November 12, 2014 at 13:15
With a braai area! For you AND the horse!
Admiral Chief Wang
November 12, 2014 at 13:28
And the stable with braai area overlooks a grassy meadow, ALSO still affordable with the moolah
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 12, 2014 at 14:08
You’d need a pretty big braai to fit the horse in. O_o
ZombieDogma
November 12, 2014 at 12:56
“Win a copy of Assassin’s Creed Ubity?” – It looks like Ubisoft is adopting the same naming scheme as Crytek
Matthew Holliday
November 12, 2014 at 12:57
If i win, i guess il buy a xbone and finally have an excuse to get in on the Forza action.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 13:02
I wish I had that sorta money lying around that I could commit, with such lackluster, to that same decision. 😛
Matthew Holliday
November 12, 2014 at 13:11
Been looking at the FNB monthly deals lately. R299 a month x24 with forza and 2 controllers doesnt seem all that bad. cheaper than a phone contract atleast.
an excuse to start taking this whole credit rating thing seriously or something.
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 13:17
Who knew growing up could still satisfy the gamer in us all, eh? Thank you, FNB. Thank you!
Admiral Chief Wang
November 12, 2014 at 13:29
Wait, R300 pm???
Matthew Holliday
November 12, 2014 at 13:40
yep, 24 months, 2 controllers and forza 5.
Admiral Chief Wang
November 12, 2014 at 14:10
O_O
I CAN HAS AN EIERDOOS???
Martin du preez (D4RKL1NGza)
November 12, 2014 at 12:58
Random org? There goes my chances. That thing fucking hates me. Never even in the top 50
Matthew Holliday
November 12, 2014 at 12:59
with random.org, you’re either first or last.
Gotta live your life one quarter mile at a time.
Martin du preez (D4RKL1NGza)
November 12, 2014 at 13:34
Nice Quote. Who was that? Ghandi?
Matthew Holliday
November 12, 2014 at 14:08
My boy, the Reverend Diesel, represent.
Spaffy
November 12, 2014 at 13:36
Even if there is only 49
Novakaine
November 12, 2014 at 13:04
So by “Platform of your choice” you really mean that I would have to be a dirty console peasant because PC isn’t listed as an option! 🙁
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
November 12, 2014 at 13:06
If you own a PC, you can probably afford to buy the game yourself. Especially since you haven’t had to pay to upgrade your PC in the last two years to keep up with the “current gen” consoles. 😉
Remember. Sometimes it pays to let the peasant feel like a King.
Kensei Seraph Never Forget Ouk
November 12, 2014 at 13:21
My PC is 3 years old… and the PSU went pop, literally.
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 13:58
Pop is never a nice sound.
Try metal ;P
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 12, 2014 at 14:07
The weasel!
veggiesaurus ZA
November 12, 2014 at 13:56
Great, now I have to listen to The Beatles 🙂
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
November 12, 2014 at 15:33
thank you for spotting that. I make these things, i do stuff like that hoping people see it.
veggiesaurus ZA
November 12, 2014 at 15:48
we’re all doing what we can
Trebzz
November 12, 2014 at 14:10
I will donate the game to someone in need but the other stuff I WANT!!!!!!
Captain JJ the valiant
November 12, 2014 at 14:45
Same here
Johann
November 12, 2014 at 15:18
Well, here we go again. Setting myself up for dissapointment…
Adriaan Van Niekerk
November 12, 2014 at 18:21
REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerlily
November 12, 2014 at 18:22
Gamer chic!
Sir Rants A Lot is a DADDY
November 13, 2014 at 05:17
No. Microtransactions act as a paywall with the upgrades. Need to either grind for in-game cash or need to pay. I don’t support cheap shots like that
Dian Fourie
November 13, 2014 at 16:59
Ahhhhh DAT figurine is so frikkin coooool!!!