Just as I was getting ready to start using Sandy’s real name, he runs away and neglects his duties. FIRED! So here I am again, imparting my wisdom of the internet.
In Other News: Badland is going console, Smash Bros could be the end and EA Access people get free things that they actually paid for.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy gawking at brain-genitalia fellatio.
News
Mobile hit Badland is coming to Xbox One, PS4, PS3, Vita, Wii U and Steam this spring
CoD Exo Zombies: how to unlock the Ride of the Valkyries Easter egg
Mario Maker may be coming to Wii U a little later than expected
Battlefield 4 Second Assault DLC free to all EA Access members
Dragon’s Dogma Online Gets More Screenshots in Glorious 1080p, Gameplay Information
Stuff
Years later, Torchlight II is almost ready for Mac
Smash Bros. Could be its Creator’s Last Game
Musical Videos Showcase Skylanders Characters
Vidja
Frequencies – The Music of League of Legends
Dragon Ball Z Xenoverse – Gameplay Trailer (PS4/Xbox One)
Honest Trailers – The Maze Runner
The Movies
A look at the 12 monkeys TV series
We Review Tracers – There’s very little trace of a decent movie here
Top List Thursdays – Top ten Oscar winners with the shortest screen time
You review Fury – A sleeper hit worth seeing
Paul Bettany talks Avengers Age Of Ultron – Job security and prepping for sequels
New Suicide casting rumours include Karl Urban, Ed Harris, Jessica Clarke and more
Director Josh Trank and producer Simon kinberg talk Fantastic Four
Mission Impossible 5 pushed forward 5 months to July 2015
Model: Janine Van Tonder who does auditing and DIY.
Last Updated: January 29, 2015
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:09
That honest trailer. Lel.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/05bb9366d99e81ac37f5699de8b82891/tumblr_mhr20kNY9T1s4rxm3o6_500.gif
HvR
January 29, 2015 at 16:22
This was probably the peak in eyebrow kid’s movie career
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 16:23
What about Narnia?
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:24
Still in the closet, isn’t he?
HvR
January 29, 2015 at 16:28
Narnia?
O the third movie, … shame.
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:30
XD
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 16:32
lol
Ryanza
January 29, 2015 at 16:27
Wild Bill.
Ryanza
January 29, 2015 at 16:53
Decent movie.
HairyEwok
January 29, 2015 at 16:40
4… 4… 4… 4… 4 play?
Captain JJ the crafter
January 29, 2015 at 16:42
Still more action than Uplay can ever give you.
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:10
Also, another home grown nottie?
HairyEwok
January 29, 2015 at 16:16
Cheeks again, dafuq isn’t it the perhaps the other nottie sister?
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:19
Wait, one couple made 2 of them? Are they from Brakpan or something? O_O
Lord Chaos
January 29, 2015 at 17:38
And here I was wondering what was wrong with her hips
Vulcha
January 29, 2015 at 17:20
So you’d actually turn this one down if she threw herself at you? Talk about gamers having unreasonable expectations of women due to desensitization by video game tropes…
(I admit that I may actually be trolling you Anita Sarkeesian style).
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 16:19
Auditing and DIY. I’d love to she her do it herself
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:20
With a face like that, she’ll have to. 😛
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 16:22
I think she’s pretty.
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:23
Hammer was born in Brakpan, confirmed.
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 16:24
Hahahaha!
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 29, 2015 at 16:51
She has bigger biceps than I do :/
HairyEwok
January 29, 2015 at 16:53
Hey if you guys get together she can play the man of the house then XD. I kid I kid.
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 17:00
Exactly, she can open her own damn pickle jars
CAE9872
January 29, 2015 at 17:20
Yes oh Spindly one!
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 16:21
Brain-genitalia fellatio. dafuq is that?
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:22
Deep throating gone wrong.
Ghost In The Rift
January 29, 2015 at 16:28
0_o
Corrie
January 29, 2015 at 16:32
?_?
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:44
That’s kinda creepy, actually
HvR
January 29, 2015 at 16:43
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 17:00
Classic!
HairyEwok
January 29, 2015 at 16:27
DURANGABALL ZZZZZZ FIGHTO BURATO KAMPAI SUPA FUN TIME ULTURA AMAZING BUU TURASTIC HD XD!!!!!!!
Captain JJ the crafter
January 29, 2015 at 16:31
This is awesome
Ghost In The Rift
January 29, 2015 at 16:28
Still no ginger?;(
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:31
Hey, Rince is probably just busy. 😀
Ghost In The Rift
January 29, 2015 at 16:38
LOL i’m not saying anything, i can feel a P**s klap creeping on me, aint having anything of that:-P
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:40
hahahaha.
I’m used to it by now. Now if only I could learn to shut my mouth.
Eh, fuck it. _|_ (0,0) _|_
Ghost In The Rift
January 29, 2015 at 16:42
LOL, we need good trolls so yeah, fuckit:-P
Captain JJ the crafter
January 29, 2015 at 16:40
Or shy. I think he’s still working on his bikini body.
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:42
“Working”. I think he just likes to try it on. 😉
HairyEwok
January 29, 2015 at 16:50
Google gave me this when I did a search on him O.o
Tosh MA
January 29, 2015 at 16:57
I… Uh… Just. I’m going to go wash my eyes with some bleach, and then delete the internet…
Brady miaau
January 29, 2015 at 16:59
Feyd Ruatha? Or Sting? I forget which
Hammersteyn
January 29, 2015 at 16:59
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/agy5LNq_460sa.gif
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 29, 2015 at 18:20
That must have been once he’d finished his motion-capture scenes for The Witcher 3.
Corrie
January 29, 2015 at 16:33
Don’t worry one day redhead one day