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In Other News – 29 January 2015

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Just as I was getting ready to start using Sandy’s real name, he runs away and neglects his duties. FIRED! So here I am again, imparting my wisdom of the internet.

In Other News: Badland is going console, Smash Bros could be the end and EA Access people get free things that they actually paid for.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy gawking at brain-genitalia fellatio.

News

Mobile hit Badland is coming to Xbox One, PS4, PS3, Vita, Wii U and Steam this spring
CoD Exo Zombies: how to unlock the Ride of the Valkyries Easter egg
Mario Maker may be coming to Wii U a little later than expected
Battlefield 4 Second Assault DLC free to all EA Access members
Dragon’s Dogma Online Gets More Screenshots in Glorious 1080p, Gameplay Information

Stuff

Years later, Torchlight II is almost ready for Mac
Smash Bros. Could be its Creator’s Last Game
Musical Videos Showcase Skylanders Characters

Vidja

Frequencies – The Music of League of Legends

Dragon Ball Z Xenoverse – Gameplay Trailer (PS4/Xbox One)

Honest Trailers – The Maze Runner

The Movies

A look at the 12 monkeys TV series
We Review Tracers – There’s very little trace of a decent movie here
Top List Thursdays – Top ten Oscar winners with the shortest screen time
You review Fury – A sleeper hit worth seeing
Paul Bettany talks Avengers Age Of Ultron – Job security and prepping for sequels
New Suicide casting rumours include Karl Urban, Ed Harris, Jessica Clarke and more
Director Josh Trank and producer Simon kinberg talk Fantastic Four
Mission Impossible 5 pushed forward 5 months to July 2015

Model: Janine Van Tonder who does auditing and DIY.

Last Updated: January 29, 2015

47 Comments

  1. Tosh MA

    January 29, 2015 at 16:09

    • HvR

      January 29, 2015 at 16:22

      This was probably the peak in eyebrow kid’s movie career

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        January 29, 2015 at 16:23

        What about Narnia?

        Reply

        • Tosh MA

          January 29, 2015 at 16:24

          Still in the closet, isn’t he?

          Reply

        • HvR

          January 29, 2015 at 16:28

          Narnia?

          O the third movie, … shame.

          Reply

          • Tosh MA

            January 29, 2015 at 16:30

            XD

          • Hammersteyn

            January 29, 2015 at 16:32

            lol

      • Ryanza

        January 29, 2015 at 16:27

        Wild Bill.

        Reply

        • Ryanza

          January 29, 2015 at 16:53

          Decent movie.

          Reply

    • HairyEwok

      January 29, 2015 at 16:40

      4… 4… 4… 4… 4 play?

      Reply

      • Captain JJ the crafter

        January 29, 2015 at 16:42

        Still more action than Uplay can ever give you.

        Reply

  2. Tosh MA

    January 29, 2015 at 16:10

    Also, another home grown nottie?

    Reply

    • HairyEwok

      January 29, 2015 at 16:16

      Cheeks again, dafuq isn’t it the perhaps the other nottie sister?

      Reply

      • Tosh MA

        January 29, 2015 at 16:19

        Wait, one couple made 2 of them? Are they from Brakpan or something? O_O

        Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        January 29, 2015 at 17:38

        And here I was wondering what was wrong with her hips

        Reply

    • Vulcha

      January 29, 2015 at 17:20

      So you’d actually turn this one down if she threw herself at you? Talk about gamers having unreasonable expectations of women due to desensitization by video game tropes…

      (I admit that I may actually be trolling you Anita Sarkeesian style).

      Reply

  3. Hammersteyn

    January 29, 2015 at 16:19

    Auditing and DIY. I’d love to she her do it herself

    Reply

    • Tosh MA

      January 29, 2015 at 16:20

      With a face like that, she’ll have to. ๐Ÿ˜›

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        January 29, 2015 at 16:22

        I think she’s pretty.

        Reply

        • Tosh MA

          January 29, 2015 at 16:23

          Hammer was born in Brakpan, confirmed.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            January 29, 2015 at 16:24

            Hahahaha!

        • Blood Emperor Trevor

          January 29, 2015 at 16:51

          She has bigger biceps than I do :/

          Reply

          • HairyEwok

            January 29, 2015 at 16:53

            Hey if you guys get together she can play the man of the house then XD. I kid I kid.

          • Hammersteyn

            January 29, 2015 at 17:00

            Exactly, she can open her own damn pickle jars

          • CAE9872

            January 29, 2015 at 17:20

            Yes oh Spindly one!

  4. Hammersteyn

    January 29, 2015 at 16:21

    Brain-genitalia fellatio. dafuq is that?

    Reply

    • Tosh MA

      January 29, 2015 at 16:22

      Deep throating gone wrong.

      Reply

      • Ghost In The Rift

        January 29, 2015 at 16:28

        0_o

        Reply

        • Corrie

          January 29, 2015 at 16:32

          ?_?

          Reply

          • Tosh MA

            January 29, 2015 at 16:44

            That’s kinda creepy, actually

    • HvR

      January 29, 2015 at 16:43

      • Hammersteyn

        January 29, 2015 at 17:00

        Classic!

        Reply

  5. HairyEwok

    January 29, 2015 at 16:27

    DURANGABALL ZZZZZZ FIGHTO BURATO KAMPAI SUPA FUN TIME ULTURA AMAZING BUU TURASTIC HD XD!!!!!!!

    Reply

    • Captain JJ the crafter

      January 29, 2015 at 16:31

      This is awesome

      Reply

  6. Ghost In The Rift

    January 29, 2015 at 16:28

    Still no ginger?;(

    Reply

    • Tosh MA

      January 29, 2015 at 16:31

      Hey, Rince is probably just busy. ๐Ÿ˜€

      Reply

      • Ghost In The Rift

        January 29, 2015 at 16:38

        LOL i’m not saying anything, i can feel a P**s klap creeping on me, aint having anything of that:-P

        Reply

        • Tosh MA

          January 29, 2015 at 16:40

          hahahaha.

          I’m used to it by now. Now if only I could learn to shut my mouth.

          Eh, fuck it. _|_ (0,0) _|_

          Reply

          • Ghost In The Rift

            January 29, 2015 at 16:42

            LOL, we need good trolls so yeah, fuckit:-P

      • Captain JJ the crafter

        January 29, 2015 at 16:40

        Or shy. I think he’s still working on his bikini body.

        Reply

        • Tosh MA

          January 29, 2015 at 16:42

          “Working”. I think he just likes to try it on. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          Reply

          • HairyEwok

            January 29, 2015 at 16:50

            Google gave me this when I did a search on him O.o

          • Tosh MA

            January 29, 2015 at 16:57

            I… Uh… Just. I’m going to go wash my eyes with some bleach, and then delete the internet…

          • Brady miaau

            January 29, 2015 at 16:59

            Feyd Ruatha? Or Sting? I forget which

          • Hammersteyn

            January 29, 2015 at 16:59

          • Blood Emperor Trevor

            January 29, 2015 at 18:20

            That must have been once he’d finished his motion-capture scenes for The Witcher 3.

    • Corrie

      January 29, 2015 at 16:33

      Don’t worry one day redhead one day

      Reply

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