By the unholy snowballs of Jack Frost, it has been cold. Not regular cold, no. I’m talking about a winter so frigid, that my nipples have become harder diamonds, only not as valuable or as fine a cut when closely examined. Naturally, I’ve taken certain…measures to be warm again.
So far, setting myself on fire has only proven to be a temporary solution at best. But it’s making my Freddy Krueger cosplay that much more authentic!
In Other News: This one team is like real good at League of Legends, time for space Dave, Rory Mchjsfhskghsl scores a birdie and what is this? A competition for ants?
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy warming my hands on my laptop fan by playing Crysis 2 on ultra settings.
News
Dragon Age: Inquisition has a new horse armour DLC pack
Pro League of Legends team goes undefeated
Metro developer’s cancelled undersea shooter footage unearthed – rumour
Woah Dave! is a success, Space Dave! coming soon
Cogmind is a sci-fi roguelike about building yourself from salvaged parts
Rory McIlory PGA Tour becomes first-ever golf game to score consecutive No.1s in the UK
Ark: Survival Evolved gets a “Survival of the Fittest” tournament mode
Stuff
An FPS keyboard and mouse for the PlayStation 4
Black & White combined the sublime with the stupid
Hi. It’s time for cool cosplay photos
The strange joy of failure in Pandemic
Videos
Assassin’s Creed Syndicate – Twin Assassins Trailer
Street Fighter 5 – New Features Trailer PS4
For Honor – Last Man Standing Trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Sony meddled with the PIXELS script to appease Chinese censors
Win big with our ANT-MAN COMPETITION
Charlie Hunnam talks PACIFIC RIM 2
Bryan Singer confirms talks of X-MEN/FANTASTIC FOUR crossover!
Watch the first trailer to DA VINCI’S DEMONS’ third and final season
Rumour: Is this our first look at the costume for Marvel’s SPIDER-MAN?
Last Updated: July 27, 2015
HairyEwok
July 27, 2015 at 16:04
For Honor Looks like one fantastic game with a fantastic fighting mechanic. Too bad it’s being made by oobi oobi.
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:09
It’s amazing how Oobi still tries to make console players sign in with their Ooplay account.
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 27, 2015 at 16:09
Oobi shout and stab simulator
HvR
July 27, 2015 at 16:28
I see they now use the the typical Uplay reaction when showing the logo.
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:09
Screw Mondays. 50 minutes til home time. *counts the minutes*
Lord Chaos
July 27, 2015 at 16:10
I’ve been home for 40. 😛
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:10
I hate you so much right now.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:11
I reinforce your hate with mine
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 27, 2015 at 16:12
Oh look at the time…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:18
Oh shush
Lord Chaos
July 27, 2015 at 16:12
To be fair, I get to work at 5:30. No need to hate too much.
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:13
Welllllllll. Ok alright, my hate is retracted.
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:15
So zero traffic?
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:15
I’d rather deal with traffic. 5:30 is 2 hours before I wake up…
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:16
Two hours???
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:17
Yeah. XD I live 15 minutes from work, so I need to wake up an hour before work starts. so 7:30 wake up. 😀
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:18
LOL that’s cool.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 06:57
Wow. I start at 7.
Luckily also only 15min drive
Lord Chaos
July 27, 2015 at 16:16
Going from PTA to Jhb will always have traffic.
Except it’s flowing at 120
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:17
That’s fine
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:10
It’s about time you put up a header of the Lagz team. ;P
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:11
XD
Which one is Sandy?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:12
Second to right, I think.
Darryn was probably taking the picture, because I don’t see any one of them wearing something with the Batman emblem on it. 😉
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:12
Aight, I can agree on your observations.
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:16
They left the Asian out :/
RinceThis
July 27, 2015 at 16:19
Taking the picture, duh!
Dutch Matrix
July 27, 2015 at 16:20
Nah man! The Asian was Walking like an Egyptian…
Dutch Matrix
July 27, 2015 at 16:16
Why does Bangle on the Left look like a Metallica reject?
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:18
Reminds you of your mom does it? Shame.
Dutch Matrix
July 27, 2015 at 16:19
My mom was never THAT pretty!
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:20
Hey I was trying to be nice. Way to ruin my good will…
Dutch Matrix
July 27, 2015 at 16:21
Never let nice win over truth…
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:22
Shit. That means I probably shouldn’t talk to you again.
Dutch Matrix
July 27, 2015 at 16:23
The truth shall set us free, brother…
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:23
Hey, what are you doing with those chains? Dutch?! Um…
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:20
$120 for the PS4 mouse and keyboard. That’s not too much seeing how a controller almost goes for R1000. I hope it integrates well with the console
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:21
Integrates. The same way that CL4P-TP uh… ‘Integrates’? You have some weird fantasies man.
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:24
http://i.memeful.com/media/post/VMVNYbM_700wa_0.gif
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:25
O_O
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:24
That’s not bad at all, actually. Considering it’s Xbox hardware. For that price you could buy a really nice KB and mouse for your pc though 😉
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:25
Yeah I just bought a lovely new KB for R500, and it came with a serviceable mouse to boot. GF got the mouse because hers was shit.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:26
I need a new desktop set for work, actually. My MS mouse had died from overuse 🙁
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:26
Meh, I’m not too fussed about my work mouse. I aint spending money on that.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:28
I’m fortunate enough ( = unfortunate) to work at a place where they will not likely give me a mouse or keyboard to use. I have to buy my own. Will probably just get a Genius set though. Not spending much money on my work set.
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:28
Wait, what? They expect you to work, but bring your own tools? Dafuq?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:29
Our CEO also happens to be one of the richest people in the country. Coincidence?
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:30
Incidentally, yeah. Rich people don’t become rich by being stingy – they become rich by making more money.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:32
True. But our inequality ratio in the company is one of the highest in the country.
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:36
Sure, a lot of rich people are stingy. But poor people are stingy too.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:36
Oh for sure man. I completely agree with you.
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:33
So he’s a doos?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:34
I can neither confirm nor deny this. 😉
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 07:48
XD
HairyEwok
July 27, 2015 at 16:35
So you work for Zuma?
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:36
XD
HvR
July 27, 2015 at 16:30
Probably afraid of personal injury lawsuit so will not give you anything that you will be able to lift.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:32
LOL
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:25
Have that already. RAZORSSSSSSSS!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:26
GXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
HairyEwok
July 27, 2015 at 16:27
Cutting yourself is never the answer :/
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:28
Just remember kids: It’s DOWN the river….not ACROSS the bridge.
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:29
Always so kind and helpful JJ…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:29
😀
Hammersteyn
July 27, 2015 at 16:32
Bwahahahaha! XD This is so wrong!
HairyEwok
July 27, 2015 at 16:30
Man the Japanese are awesome…. Such enthusiasm and energy. That’s why they have such fun game shows to watch.
Ranting Raptor
July 27, 2015 at 16:39
dat hair
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:39
7 letters
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:40
grizzly?
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:40
feeling?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:41
avocado?
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 16:43
starter?
HairyEwok
July 27, 2015 at 16:46
Ranting?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 27, 2015 at 16:47
Haha
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 17:00
Winner!!! XD
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 27, 2015 at 19:48
GG WP
Ranting Raptor
July 27, 2015 at 21:09
my one and only comment of the day and you go and count it 🙁
Pariah
July 27, 2015 at 22:05
It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.