Right lads! I know that the seas have been somewhat turbulent on the HMS Xbox One. Our allies be scuppered, our third-party reinforcements have been keelhauled by that damn 900p frigate. But fret not lads! A brighter tomorrow be on the horizon! Not fer yer teeth though first mate Geoff, that scurvy rot be real solid in yer gums.
The Sea of Thieves ye rambunctious lot! An ocean of danger, adventure and treasure. Are you finally ready to get up off your poop deck and plunder the ocean? Well you better be ready you mutinous lot, because Rare’s nautical naughtiness finally has a release date: We set sail on March 20!
Right, that’s enough pirate-speak for me, savvy? Rare’s upcoming buccanneer game has been sailing away in early access waters for a while now, and it looks like the developer is finally ready to properly unleash it. That March 20 release date? It’ll be for both Xbox On and PC, as Rare’s take on the seven seas finds a strong wind to sail with.
What is Sea of Thieves? It’s pretty much an open-world game, one wherein players engage and battle with one another for some of that sweet sweet booty that lies hidden under the treacherous waters of the ocean and on desert islands. There’s a lot lot more to Sea of Thieves than just that simple explanation from this simpleton, but the core concept has so far managed to attract a devout following.
The important thing to remember, is that it’s best played with friends, and even better when your friends join you to stomp an anyone who dares talk like a pirate for reals in the live-chat. I’m warning you now, try that stuff again, and it’ll be the plank for you.
Trust me, a whack on the head with that fella will rattle your grey matter enough to knock the extra Rs right out of you. I’m watching you guys.
Last Updated: December 8, 2017
Admiral Chief Silver Dragon
December 8, 2017 at 09:13
swig swiggity swooty, I be comin fer yer booty
The D
December 8, 2017 at 09:36
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Lord Chaos
December 8, 2017 at 10:22
Booty chest sits behind paywall.
Admiral Chief Silver Dragon
December 8, 2017 at 09:13
Also, gg on the Ed Edd Eddy joke
Admiral Chief Silver Dragon
December 8, 2017 at 09:15
Why do I smell MT’s…?
VampyreSquirrel
December 8, 2017 at 09:34
This games a temptation, but I probably won’t get it because it’s best played with friends, and most people I know won’t buy it (because it’s on Win10 store), or they can’t play it anyway (because it requires Win10 and they’re on 7 or 8.1)
Craig "CrAiGiSh" Dodd
December 8, 2017 at 09:42
You can get Win 10 for R300 or less (Carbonite, Bid or Buy) and they are legit keys.
I moved this year to Win 10 and so happy.
VampyreSquirrel
December 8, 2017 at 09:45
That’s up to them, I’ve been on Win10 since about August last year.
Craig "CrAiGiSh" Dodd
December 8, 2017 at 09:47
True, but if they not moving because of price, now you can tell them otherwise 🙂
VampyreSquirrel
December 8, 2017 at 09:51
There’s easier ways to get Win10, and either way they won’t get this JUST because it’s on the Windows Store. If it were on Steam then we’d probably be setting sail.
Lord Chaos
December 8, 2017 at 10:19
Same, not a moment of regret, even the new creators patch is fine, except for that silly people thing I just ignore
VampyreSquirrel
December 8, 2017 at 10:23
Immediately removed that off my taskbar. But I haven’t had a single issue with Win10.
Lord Chaos
December 8, 2017 at 11:06
Haven’t been bothered enough to look for a way to remove it
Craig "CrAiGiSh" Dodd
December 8, 2017 at 09:47
Really keen to see how this game plays.
Ottokie
December 8, 2017 at 09:55
Cool idea. Kak platform for Win10 only. If it;s not on steam it does not exist xD
Private draken
December 12, 2017 at 03:38
Sadly, Windows Store is selling this for R1000 ….. Sigh.
Hopefully GMG will get copies and hopefully sell them at $60 so we dont need to get anus fucked sadly.