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Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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Pachter : Wii U isn’t Next Gen

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October 17, 2011
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What sort of hackery is happening with Xbox Live and FIFA?

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October 17, 2011
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Uncharted 3 review sneaks in

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October 17, 2011
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The Evopoints downloads of the week – 14/10

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October 14, 2011
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And the winner of our last Gears of War 3 Vault is…

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October 14, 2011
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Just because you can play as Batman, doesn’t mean you are Batman

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October 14, 2011
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10 minutes of the new Syndicate

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October 14, 2011
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Why you can’t have those RARE games you want

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October 14, 2011
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