
Has the statute of limitations on spoilers passed yet for Avengers: Endgame? If it has, then you might want to look away because we’re going to be dipping deep into the one character who has changed the most between Infinity War and Endgame, so consider yourselves warned by the time you finally finish reading this sentence.

Right! Thor Odinson, Asgard’s mightiest and a monarch to a nation that has no home. By the time that Endgame rolled around, the god of thunder wasn’t exactly in prime fighting shape. After seeing his mother murdered by Doctor Who, watched his brother’s neck snapped like a twig by Thanos and saw plenty of his fellow Asgardians slaughtered, Thor finally broke down.
Five years into the future and rocking a dad bod of note, Thor was a broken god. But just because he was packing a gut, it didn’t make him less worthy of his fabled hammer or a diminished hero. It made him relatable, more human and a tragic figure who had suffered more than any other Avenger in the wake of Thanos’ conquest.
Which all made for a great character. A true hero, body shape be damned. If Thor had a paunch, it was a power paunch. In the final moments of the Endgame, the thunder god of old returned and helped lead the charge to finally put an end to Thanos and mad machinations. And that’s my kind of hero, one who deserves to be celebrated….provided that you’re worthy enough to lift the hefty wad of cash required to purchase the fella from Iron Studios.
Now that’s a BIG boy! Avengers Endgame Thor will set you back a staggering $760 if it strikes your fancy. Measuring in at around 61cm in height, he’s a chuffing big Nordic deity so I can only imagine how the actual shipping price will be the equivalent of a Thanos fingersnap on your finances. Still, he’s worthy of two hammers and strikes a hell of a pose. I kind of want him for my collection.
Last Updated: May 29, 2019
For the Emperor!
May 30, 2019 at 06:59
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For the Emperor!
May 30, 2019 at 07:54
BTW – Dude-Thor was a real highlight of the movie! And it means I can cosplay Thor while working on getting in shape to cosplay Kratos 🙂
Guz
May 30, 2019 at 09:02
Can you pull off the beard thou? It’s magnificent, I wish I could but alas my beard is horrible. I’ve tried to grow it a few times and it always looks shit 🙁
For the Emperor!
May 30, 2019 at 11:03
I can, and I have in the past! I have just been keeping it trimmed down recently due to the impact on my CPAP machine, but who needs sleep anyway when one can have a beard!
Admiral Chief
May 30, 2019 at 08:20
MAGNIFICENT!
Guz
May 30, 2019 at 08:53
I like his more chunky look, looks more badass with the braided beard, proper Odinson
HairyEwok
May 30, 2019 at 09:02
How can one man still look that good with a beer belly.
HvR
May 30, 2019 at 12:55
Easy just look at myself and Hammer