And your 2014 Screen Actors Guild Winners are…

Much like certain religions, the Screen Actor’s Guild is an exclusive and secretive club filled with manner of special handshakes and  keeping the metric system out of the USA. They also hand out awards, so let’s focus on that before a SAG black ops squad prevents me from revealing that Tom Cruise is actually (CENSORED).

Once again, American Hustle took the prime awards, with 12 Years A Slave netting a best actress SAGgy. Here’s the list of movie and TV winners, in bold:

 Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

• 12 Years a Slave
• American Hustle
• August: Osage County
• Dallas Buyers Club
• Lee Daniels’ The Butler

 Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role

• Bruce Dern (Nebraska)
• Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave)
• Tom Hanks (Captain Phillips)
• Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)
• Forest Whitaker (Lee Daniels’ The Butler)

 Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role

• Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
• Sandra Bullock (Gravity)
• Judi Dench (Philomena)
• Meryl Streep (August: Osage County)
• Emma Thompson (Saving Mr. Banks)

 Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role

• Barkhad Abdi (Captain Phillips)
• Daniel Bruhl (Rush)
• Michael Fassbender (12 Years a Slave)
• James Gandolfini (Enough Said)
• Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)

 Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

• Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle)
• Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years a Slave)
• Julia Roberts (August: Osage County)
• June Squibb (Nebraska)
• Oprah Winfrey (Lee Daniels’ The Butler)

 Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture

• All is Lost
• Fast & Furious 6
• Lone Survivor
• Rush
• The Wolverine

PRIMETIME TELEVISION

 Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries

• Matt Damon (“Behind the Candelabra”)
• Michael Douglas (“Behind the Candelabra”)
• Jeremy Irons (“The Hollow Crown”)
• Rob Lowe (“Killing Kennedy”)
• Al Pacino (“Phil Spector”)

• Angela Bassett (“Betty & Coretta”)
• Helena Bonham Carter (“Burton and Taylor”)
• Holly Hunter (“Top of the Lake”)
• Helen Mirren (“Phil Spector”)
• Elisabeth Moss (“Top of the Lake”)

 Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series

• Steve Buscemi (“Boardwalk Empire”)
• Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”)
• Jeff Daniels (“The Newsroom”)
• Peter Dinklage (“Game of Thrones”)
• Kevin Spacey (“House of Cards”)

 Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series

• Claire Danes (“Homeland”)
• Anna Gunn (“Breaking Bad”)
• Jessica Lange (“American Horror Story: Coven”)
• Maggie Smith (“Downton Abbey”)
• Kerry Washington (“Scandal”)

 Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series

• “Boardwalk Empire”
• “Breaking Bad”
• “Downton Abbey”
• “Game of Thrones”
• “Homeland”

 Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

• Alec Baldwin (“30 Rock”)
• Jason Bateman (“Arrested Development”)
• Ty Burrell (“Modern Family”)
• Don Cheadle (“House of Lies”)
• Jim Parsons (“The Big Bang Theory”)

 Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

• Mayim Bialik (“The Big Bang Theory”)
• Julie Bowen (“Modern Family”)
• Edie Falco (“Nurse Jackie”)
• Tina Fey (“30 Rock”)
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus (“Veep”)

 Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series

• “30 Rock”
• “Arrested Development”
• “The Big Bang Theory”
• “Modern Family”
• “Veep”

 Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series

• “Boardwalk Empire”
• “Breaking Bad”
• “Game of Thrones”
• “Homeland”
• “The Walking Dead”

 Screen Actors Guild 50th Annual Life Achievement Award

• Rita Moreno

Last Updated: January 20, 2014