Assassin’s Kittens Unity wins the internet

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Sure, Assassin’s Creed Unity looks fantastic and will change the way you play Assassin’s Creed games. But there’s something missing still. It just don’t have the cuteness factor. But this video does and it will force the oohs and aaahs out of you if it’s the last thing it does.

Assassin’s Kittens Unity is from the same guys who brought you How Gamers Eat their Food that we told you about earlier this year. The latest video is far too cute for words:

All the kitties are adorable, although that white one in the green hood won me over at the end by standing on his assassin buddy. It is far too cute, and I really have to wonder how they managed to get the cats in those costumes – I’d love to see the blooper reel showing all the claw marks and tears this video required. It’s worth it, though.

I think I would buy this as a DLC. Can you imagine customizing and going kitten co-op? No wonder the French would be forced to surrender – how can you fight against the cuteness?

Now I want to dress up my cats. I’m not sure they’d be excellent assassins – but they could be incredible orcs or demons. They already have demonic names, why not dress them up as dragons or demons. That’s it – Dragon Age kitties! That’s what I need in my life. Now to figure out how to make tiny Morrigan costumes for them…

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Last Updated: September 29, 2014

Zoe Hawkins

Wielding my lasso of truth, I am the combination of nerd passion and grammar nazi. I delve into all things awesome and geek-tastic. I believe people should stop defining themselves and just enjoy playing games, so let's get on with it!

  • Anon A Mouse

    I don’t understand the love for this soul stealing creatures. Must be above my pay grade.

    • Hammersteyn

      It’s because Lions and Tigers are too expensive to keep.

      • Anon A Mouse

        But Lions, Tigers and Panthers I understand, cats I don’t get at all.

        • Careful, least the Darryn sees this 0_O

        • Hammersteyn

          It’s also preferable for people how doesn’t have gardens for their dogs.

  • That is called patience 0-O

  • Hammersteyn


    • Admiral Chief 0


  • Ryanza

    Sick of cat video. Check out this dog.

    • Hammersteyn

      Ag shame, poor guy

    • Admiral Chief 0

      Awesome! (the dog, not the fact that it has two legs)

  • oVg Definitive and Remastered

    The Marketing department at Ubisoft better get onto this quick.
    This should have been shown at E3.

    User generated content is how you spread MEMES these days, and this is how you gain fans.

    • Admiral Chief 0

      I don’t think they will use female cats though :/

      • oVg Definitive and Remastered


      • Jedi Consular Kromas

        They would be called out for being Catist.

        Hell even I would call them out cause I mean only recently has dogs been getting slightly more attention than the millions of (dog) years they have lived in oppression. This cruelty must end!


        • oVg Definitive and Remastered

          You are right. The add would be pulled for containing animal cruelty. Like the poor old whale in Ass 4.
          Its just the world we live in now.

  • Ragnar The Vengeful

    If being right was France, you’ll be in full retreat right now.

  • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

    Toooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

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