
Best Scene: Any scene where Randal has to interact with a video store customer…
Best Line: “37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!” “In a row?”
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Last Updated: May 12, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 12, 2014 at 14:47
This is such a fun movie. Quite enjoyed the sequel too.
Kromas
May 12, 2014 at 14:51
Clerks is my number 2 movie. Mallrats still top the list.
And for all its worth I love Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Rincethis
May 12, 2014 at 14:56
I need to watch this again!
Skyblue
May 12, 2014 at 23:42
As do I, great film.
Skyblue
May 12, 2014 at 23:41
One of my all time favourite movies and agreed that Randall was definitely the best character in the film. Quite an achievement when considering how many brilliant lines there are in the film.
Some of my other favourite lines in the film were:
The whole Star Wars debate on the Death Star and the Rebels killing civilians, epic!
Randall: “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.” – I used to work in a video store so this had me falling off the couch with laughter.
Dante: You sucked that guy’s dick!?
Crazy ass Russian metal singer “My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!”
You cannot talk about Clerks and not mention the soundtrack Mr Francis ;p
Much love for the article, thx.
Btw, I got around to watching Utopia. I really enjoyed it but did have some reservations about what I felt were some bad casting decisions. Neil Maskell as Arby (R.B.) was sublime imo. Artistically the series was mostly fantastic however I did feel it lost momentum towards the end and the final two episodes were a bit of a let down.
James Francis
May 13, 2014 at 17:51
I agree Utopia gets a little strained at the end, but I figure it had a lot to do with how much weight it was starting to carry. But I’m forgiving just because it has such a unique style.
Regarding the quotes, my personal favourite is the response to the metal singer: “Did he just say ‘making fuck’?!”
To be honest, the Clerks soundtrack isn’t an OST that stuck with me, not like The Crow or Mortal Kombat.
Skyblue
May 13, 2014 at 21:49
Ahhhh, The Crow is the Holy Grail of OST’s, much respect.