When I think about it now, I cannot believe that it’s taken this long to cast “The Rock” in a G.I. Joe movie. The guy is practically a walking action figure himself! And looking at these newly released images from the John Chu directed sequel, he knows exactly how to assume those action figure poses.
Also Adrianne Palicki looks hot in a red dress, Snake Eyes gets all action-y, Bruce Willis plans somethingg and some guy I’ve never heard of before in my life has a standoff with Storm Shadow before having a drink.
I am actually surprised with how much I am looking forward to this one. This despite the fact that it’s being directed by a guy who only really has two Step Up movies and a Justin Bieber documentary to his name. Maybe it’s the fact that Channing Tatum is almost non-existent in all the promo material, keeping my dream alive that he dies from an acute case of bullets to the brain pretty early on. I do love me some Tatum death.
Last Updated: April 16, 2012