Friday Fight Club – Movie Midget Mayhem

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There’s no right way that Kervyn and I could justify watching persons with height issues fight each other. But it’s still going to be damn interesting. We’ve taken two of the deadliest Oompah Loompas to ever grace the screen, and pitted them against one another, while checking out comparisons. This one should be a slobber-knocker!


This is what happens when you drain the last vestiges of funny from Mike Myers, strip it of any humanity, and make certain that the pint-size package is pissed off and ready to kill.

You think barely being the right height to headbutt a gentlemen parts region is enough to stop Mini-Me? For a little guy, he packs enough of a punch to make certain that the greatest and horniest secret agent that Britain has ever seen runs home crying!

He may be only one eighth the size of an evil megalomaniac, but there’s no shortage of physical violence and animosity in this mini Doc Evil! Beware his biting attacks!


Nick Nack

Contrary to popular belief, that is not a picture of Darryn up there. No, that knee-high bundle of death and creepy smiles is Nick Nack, the deadliest henchman James Bond has ever faced, who can’t go on most of the rides at Disneyland.

Nick Nack was so dedicated to helping his boss, Scaramanga, prepare to kill James Bond, that he was constantly hiring people to try and kill his boss. Does that make sense? Of course not, but that’s because Nick Nack is loco, ese!

Using everything from knives to champagne bottles to pretending to be a tiny BDSM devil statue complete with PVC shorts and pitchfork so that he could knock people the hell out, there’s simply no level of weird violence that he would not be willing to inflict. On your testicles.

Last Updated: October 12, 2012

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