Help fund Uwe Boll's POSTAL 2 – No seriously, do it

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I love bad movies. I truly, truly do. And if I had to make a top ten list of my persoanl guilty pleasures, then Postal would have a well deserved spot amongst the Freddy Got Fingereds and Masters of the Universe. The movie is crude, rude, insane and makes references to Nazi gold financing.

In short, it’s pretty damn brilliant, and I love Uwe Boll for making the damn film. And now he wants to make a second one. To which I say F–K YES!

Right now, Boll is looking for $500 000 so that he can release a sequel to that crazy film of his. Boll has taken to Kickstarter, so that he can gather the funds to make a film which happens to be a “controversial comedy in which we take up current political issues” and explains “that there is no difference between our democracy and the prison camps in Russia or China.”

So what do you get for your pledged cash for Postal 2? A bunch of perks ranging from a newsletter, a digital script of the film, a DVD of Postal 2 and autographed merch. And if you feel like contributing $10 000, then you’re officially an executive producer who can walk around the film set and probably yell at the interns.

 

“There will be no survivors” if this uncensored movie comes to pass, Uwe Boll says. Honestly, the idea of Uwe Boll getting to make the movie that he wants to make without any annoying censorship worries fills me with a fizzy feeling near my prostate. I’m throwing a few dollars at this film. Because I need to see this before I die.

 

Last Updated: August 29, 2013

Darryn Bonthuys

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