HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 gets a release date and a truly horrific synopsis

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There’s a special place out there for people who enjoyed the Human Centipede movies, presumably one with padded walls and a comfy straight-jacket according to my current observations of my new home.

After two movies of ass-to-mouth horror, you’d imagine that the ideas for the Human Centipede franchise have already peaked. Well you ain’t seen nothing yet, as the third film is going to up the stakes, and then some. So consider yourselves warned right now, as the official synopsis from EW is going to leave your stomach in knots.

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Bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts).

He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane. Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars.

An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.

Hey, the American penal system may not be perfect, but that’s about just as good as an excuse to stitch a few hundred mouths to anuses together. Director Tom Six is going for broke in what will most likely be the final Human Centipede movie, which will be released from May 22 on VOD and in cinemas. Which coincidentally, is also a great time to start a diet.

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Last Updated: April 9, 2015

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