With Zoe not here, I’m taking over see! Wired Wednesday belongs to the D now! SO WHAT’CHU GONNA DO, WHEN TEAMD-MANIA RUNS WILD ALL OVER YOU?! Usually, Zoe populates Wired Wednesday with something silly, like a curved TV or your mom’s neck massager. Not me. I’m posting an image of something that is fictional in a real-world style. I am of course, talking about the Batmobile. And not just any Batmobile, but the latest in crime-fighting technology that’ll steal the show in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice.
I mean, just look at it. It’s a proper car, that much like every other Batmobile ever made for the films, actually works. It’s a piece of art, and a lethal panther on four wheels. And I’ve yet to steal it off the movie lot…successfully.
In Other News: Battlefield sold plenty of hard limes, Xbox One owners go rogue soon, the sexiest looking video game consoles ever made and get to know more about Kitty Powers.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy tripping on a combination of Redbull, electric shocks and paint fumes in order to get content out today.
News
Battlefield Hardline: 80% of copies were sold on PS4 and Xbox One
Half-Life remake Black Mesa comes to Steam Early Access today
Star Wars Battlefront will not have aiming-down-ironsights
Don’t expect Titanfall 2 before April 2016
Edmund McMillen wants to improve The Lost in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Multiplayer mayhem comes to Medieval Engineers
Xbox One owners can explore Rogue Legacy on May 27
Stuff
The best looking video game consoles of all time
Warhammer 40,000: Regicide is chess with gibbing
Half-Life 3 – Fake concept art for a game that will never exist
The intimate particulars of Kitty Powers
Videos
Mortal Kombat X – Jason Voorhees gameplay
Project Cars – Launch trailer
NOT A HERO – Vote Bunnylord trailer
What’s on at The Movies
SA’s Weekend Top 10 (1 to 3 May)
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR will build up to the mother of all fights in AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR, plus it has a hobbit!
It’s Sherlock’s last case in this full trailer for MR. HOLMES
It’s time to fight or die in this trailer for THE STRAIN Season Two
We review SUPERFAST! – Just…no, just don’t
Midweek Movie Mouth-off: filming gimmicks
Everybody down! It’s the final trailer for SAN ANDREAS!
The second STAR WARS ANTHOLOGY film will reportedly be a Boba Fett origin story
Last Updated: May 6, 2015
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:05
I feel like we either need a Batman Beyond or a 1950s Batman. Everything is so similar these days. Captain America kept it interesting in that way with the first film at least.
BUT…I’m not complaining, I’m super amped up for Batman vs Superman!
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 16:06
Shhhh, you’re not supposed to say that. Now a Superman fanboy will murder a puppy.
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 16:05
IF YOU CAN SMELLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE D IS WIRING!
Seriously though, I can smell it burning. Are you sure you wired it up correctly?
Admiral Chief
May 6, 2015 at 16:06
It’s the D, of course it is not wired correctly!
Can you remember the last time he tried something with a power supply>
(too soon?)
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:07
I thought the D was wired exactly as it’s supposed to be ;P
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:11
Seriously I think skimping on a good electrician is a bad call don’t want your D’s mixed up
especially if not grounded
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:12
Haha. I agree.
The D
May 6, 2015 at 16:07
The flames are like DLC: Unnecessary and unstoppable.
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:09
But I couldn’t live without that oh so need $1.99 skin(s) in my life
I NEEEEED THEM!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:09
Like the flames painted on the side of a slow car. You’re from the Eastern Cape, right? ;P
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 16:11
I heard it’s this one (refresh)
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:12
Awe die BatBuggy
All die miesies en seuns kan goeie mal or die motor
I apologize for my bad Afrikaans
Dutch Matrix
May 6, 2015 at 16:14
Uh… Miesies was what maids called their female employers (edit) during Apartheid years. The word you are looking for is Meisies!
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:16
Ohhh -_- uuuhm
I got the rest right atleast…
But I do apologize to all offended
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:17
I didn’t even pick it up.
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:21
That’s what I hoped would happen when writing an Afrikaans test back in high school
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:22
Haha
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:13
The Batmobile for a Batman game made by EA….
buggy
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 16:14
rofl
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:14
It’s not buggy okay
It’s just not released yet…..
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:15
Ah, like a concept car then 😉
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 16:15
Or like an EA game
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:19
No No not like that it’s partially on disc just that they “needed the extra time to polish those chrome wheels” and obviously that costs money so in order to make the consumer happy and recoup their losses it’ll go for $4.99
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 16:20
At least EA can make females.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:21
If they spend as much time programming as they do moulding the backside of a female character we’d have stellar games from EA.
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:22
And pools, don’t forget the pools
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:20
And it needs to be wirelessly connected at all times to run?
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:22
And as well Origin requires a sacrifice in order to start the game
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:07
Bwahahaha he’s trying to learn to hotwire and seems to be failing….is the Fire dept on call
Dutch Matrix
May 6, 2015 at 16:07
Okay. I just heard a very random Domino’s Pizza add over my headphones. WTF???? Am I posessed?
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 16:07
I had that earlier.
Dutch Matrix
May 6, 2015 at 16:11
Nearly pooped my pants when that came on…
Pariah
May 6, 2015 at 16:19
Fluid out of both ends is never pleasant.
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 16:30
But where’s the add come from?
Dutch Matrix
May 6, 2015 at 16:31
I have asked the same thing on Domino’s Pizza’s twitter page. FFS. They can’t just do shit like that!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:07
I would like to be possessed like that.
Hammersteyn
May 6, 2015 at 16:08
same here
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:23
Has anyone tried the GoG Galaxy beta yet?
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:25
I’m waiting for a damn invite and so far nothing, have signed up twice and still nothing, losing my mind checking my emails for it to appear
Captain JJ Fantasticus
May 6, 2015 at 16:26
You and me both then.
Corrie
May 6, 2015 at 16:27
Yup and surprised nobody has shared an .exe of the client yet
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 22:34
You get an invite code you have to redeem on the site when you get the mail. That’s probably why.
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2015 at 22:33
I’ve got it, haven’t really used it much – just installed the one game to see that it worked. Right now it’s just a client that looks very similar to and has the same basic functionality as the site – store, library, all that. Pretty user friendly.
Brady miaau
May 6, 2015 at 16:59
Are you sure that is a neck massager…….?