So, it’s been another great day of news and features, meaning thatâ€¦Oh who am I kidding, you guys probably aren’t even reading this, are you? You’re no doubt racing back home right now to play Gears of War 3, while the rest of us have been working hard to keep you entertained.
But that’s fine, because it means that I won’t have to write anything snappy today, which means that I can save that story of how myself and a group of Activision employees took down a major drug cartel while we were in Germany last month. So hey, go enjoy yourselves, you’ve earned it anyway, for putting up with shipping delays and working hours.
In Other News: A massive Minecraft patch is on the way, some booth babes from Tokyo and Cliffy B gives us some tips for Gears multiplayer. Here’s the news we didn’t post, because to hell with it, we also want to play Gears of War.
Minecraft Nether Patch 1.9 details
Forza 4 on why there is no 3D function for the game
Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary is a love letter to the fans
How Gears of War 3 deals with salty language
The PS Vita will feature revamped controls for classic games
No trophy support for bundled version of original Assassins Creed
Box art for Skyrim collectors edition revealed
Gearbox wants you to fill in a Duke Nukem Forever opinion survey
New Prey 2 weapon details
Megan Fox and her funny Xbox gamertag
Gears of War 3 multiplayer map tips from CliffyB himself
What’s the most worthless game in Japan?
Three things holding back Battlefield 3 from dominating Modern Warfare 3
The ten best video game crimes
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Last Updated: September 20, 2011