Its been a great week so far. We’ve been killing hordes of locust soldiers and talking dirty about their mommas behind their chainsawed backs, while the rest of the gaming world is one step closer to that tidal wave of awesomeness that will be hitting us soon.
We’re going to be flooded with games such as Skyrim,Uncharted 3, Forza 4 and Rage soon, before we begin blasting each other in our war-game of choice, whether it be Battlefield or Modern Warfare.
In fact, I have no idea how I’m going to be able to get my hands on all those fantastic games, when I had a great idea. Due to my sober nature and all around healthy lifestyle, I’ve got some killer organs that are just sitting there being idle, so why not pawn them off and get some killer games in the process? I mean, who really needs a kidney?
In Other News: Gotham asks for some new caped crusaders and clown princes of crime, Valve spoils our week and we learn exactly how long it will take to finish RAGE.
Here’s the news we didn’t post, because Geoff was trying to barter my liver for a half-eaten chicken and mayo sandwich, but I’m holding out for a whole sandwich before I let him get anywhere near my precious organs.
This week on Lazygamer
Flamebait Friday Debate: And the winner of this console generation is…
Gears of War 3 review – Polish my cog
Competition Reminder: Only 3 Gears of War cases left!
Moosa’s Musings : “Dear Gaming World, Let Me Kill Your Kids. Love, Maturity”
Star Fox 64 3D Review – Right into the furry zone
When to buy video games
Retro Monday – Action Games!
Dead Island Review – Falleft 4 Dead Rising…erlands
Gotham City Imposters Betas are being sent out
Sony wants more Augmented Reality features
Skyrim is very comfortable on the Xbox 360
RAGE Single-player campaign will last around 15 hours
Valve debunks Episode 3 rumours
85% of PC gamers will have to upgrade for Battlefield 3
Eve Online to refocus and reprioritize after receiving criticism
There won’t be an Enslaved sequel any time soon
Vigil talks about Darksiders 2 on the Wii U
Five ways that Rocksteady could mess up Batman: Arkham City
Diablo 3 beta walkthrough
HD Remastered games that we really need
The Ten worst fighting games of all time
The best and the worst of Star Wars video games
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Last Updated: September 23, 2011