Weekend baby! Once again, I’ve got plans. Plans to soundproof the area around my bed, so that I can finally get some sleep when my neighbour decides to work on his stock car for the next rally, at three in the freakin’ morning. Oh well, at least my sleep disorder isn’t biological, but more mechanical in nature. Remember, you’re reading this early today because we’re abut to be on the receiving end of a rather necessary server upgrade.
In Other News: Objections on iOS, Forza gets box-arty, Mortal Kombat has something to show you, Turtle Beach has plans and the most dysfuntional fake family ever.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because ze Germans were taking over.
News
Forza 5 Xbox One box art revealed
Live action Payday series wants to rob you blind
Kinect for Windows will be available in 2014
Two whole screenshots for Mortal Kombat on PC
Turtle Beach announces plans to sell Xbox One headsets
Phoenix Wright HD trilogy enters iOS courtrooms on May 30
Ninja Theory teases reveal today
SimCity 4.0 update detailed
Stuff
Game of Thrones characters are bad 90s stereotypes
Top 5 troll villains in gaming
Classic video games with real life backdrops
I’m ashamed to be a British gamer
Videos
Destiny – Law of the jungle trailer
Dead or Alive 5 – Ultimate features trailer
Company of Heroes 2 – Story trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Damon Lindelof reveals the origin of Tomorrowland
Don’t go chasing waterfalls in this hilarious red band trailer for We’re the Millers
Movies out today – The need for speed, singers and sex
Friday Fright Club – The Mist
Vince Vaughn is your daddy 533 times over in this trailer for Delivery Man
Run faster in Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
Loki is a grungy vampire in these first look pics for Only lovers left alive
Model: Kimberly “NSFW” Kisselovich
Last Updated: May 24, 2013
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 24, 2013 at 14:36
Good luck with the upgrades guys!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 24, 2013 at 14:36
And ladies!
mancera
May 24, 2013 at 14:36
ION header = good start to the weekend, Thanks Darryn… hopefully I can stop thinking about the fail that M$ is while in Durbs this w/e.
Have a good one LG and readers there of… hope the upgrade goes well server side and I’ll see you all on the other side of the w/e.
Lord Chaos
May 24, 2013 at 14:37
Let me be the first to say. Yummy.
See you guys on the other side of upgrade purgatory.
Slade Boender
May 24, 2013 at 14:39
Dont break anything again Darryn, stuffs expensive yo.
Admiral Chief Commander
May 24, 2013 at 14:42
I see London,
I see France
O_O
I CAN SEE HER UNDERPAAAAAAANTS
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 24, 2013 at 14:49
Where is that from!?!?!?!?! I recognise it!
Admiral Chief Commander
May 24, 2013 at 14:57
The underpants? The image? The woman?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 24, 2013 at 17:32
The quote
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
May 24, 2013 at 14:52
Those are not underpants, those are the latest armour gear for warrior ladies…
Admiral Chief Commander
May 24, 2013 at 14:56
Ahhhhhh, I see now. Weapons of mass seduction
Xelus
May 24, 2013 at 21:29
Quick question, do you at all sleep? Them quotes are rolling. XD
Admiral Chief Commander
May 27, 2013 at 07:47
Hahahaha
Umar 'No Shana' Bastra
May 24, 2013 at 14:43
have a good weekend all
Tasty peas mixed with porridge
May 24, 2013 at 14:48
SO…….After one of the worst weeks in gaming since the death of the DREAMCAST I have a cherry on top for you. REMEMBER we are dumb ass nerd gamers. THESE COCKS KNOW THEIR SHIT.
Are you ready?
http://www.destructoid.com/former-ea-ceo-gamers-will-learn-to-love-always-on-drm-254417.phtml#VtD3Xcxa5r77FtL1.01
Umar 'No Shana' Bastra
May 24, 2013 at 14:50
Dafuq man lol …………… no!
Tasty peas mixed with porridge
May 24, 2013 at 14:52
yes :p
Umar 'No Shana' Bastra
May 24, 2013 at 14:58
So you can do whatever you want lol … Damn you logical old person
RedJoker
May 24, 2013 at 14:51
Friday’s ION girls are generally always the best. And that’s not coz they are almost always NSFW
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
May 24, 2013 at 14:51
Forza 5 Box ART (**,)
Unavengedavo
May 24, 2013 at 14:53
“because we’re abut”
Hehe, he said but 😛
HvR
May 24, 2013 at 15:00
any minute now….
Lardus
May 24, 2013 at 15:09
I love it when they specify NSFW. It makes me Google them immediately on my phone 🙂
* Oh come one – who puts a star there!? *
Rince an repeat
May 24, 2013 at 15:33
I hope you peeps return! I need me a Lazygamer in my life!
Gavin Mannion
May 24, 2013 at 17:18
I think we’re back… haven’t heard anything official yet but hey the sites loading
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 24, 2013 at 17:31
Wooooo! I can see you all again!!!
Rince an repeat
May 24, 2013 at 17:53
Welcome back!
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
May 24, 2013 at 17:36
Peekaboooooo 😛
Tasty peas mixed with porridge
May 24, 2013 at 17:58
peeking
Rince an repeat
May 24, 2013 at 15:33
I hope you peeps return! I need me a Lazygamer in my life!
Rince an repeat
May 24, 2013 at 15:33
I hope you peeps return! I need me a Lazygamer in my life!
Rince an repeat
May 24, 2013 at 15:33
I hope you peeps return! I need me a Lazygamer in my life!
Rince an repeat
May 24, 2013 at 15:33
I hope you peeps return! I need me a Lazygamer in my life!
Rince an repeat
May 24, 2013 at 15:33
I hope you peeps return! I need me a Lazygamer in my life!
Rince an repeat
May 24, 2013 at 15:33
I hope you peeps return! I need me a Lazygamer in my life!
FoxOneZA - X-Therminator
May 24, 2013 at 19:03
Seems like issue the about the used game sales surrounding the XO will affect the retailer more than the gamer and it’s opening a whole new debate for next week.
Andre116
May 25, 2013 at 08:06
Kimberly se gat!
It’s awesome.