Hello, and welcome to…Tuesday? Yeesh, I’m going to need open up my extra strength whiskey and Pepsi for the rest of this week, I tells ya.
It’s getting colder, and I do not like that. Fortunately, I have an electric hot water bottle this year, to keep the frigid tundra of outside away. It even boils when I leave it plugged in for far too long, but at least I know that the searing pain on my chest and,erm, other areas, shows that the device is working!
After all, what could possibly go wrong?
In Other News: Django goes unchained with some new pictures, John Romero says goodbye to consoles, we cover a car in diamonds and take on some helicopters.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were busy marching to get an offensive painting removed today. Take that, freedom of speech!
This random onion hints towards a Half-Life 3 release
Will Halo 4 feature killstreaks?
Havok physics engine will have extra features on the Wii U
Hideo Kojima is on board for Zone of Enders sequel
The Last of Us demo confirmed for E3
Square Enix – We want to make this Tomb Raider the best of the generation
John Romero says goodbye to consoles
Across the Networks
You won’t believe your eyes when you see these splash effect flowers
It’ll cost how much to build the spaceship Enterprise?
In the future, your phones will hydrophobic
Because diamonds are now a petrol-heads best friend as well
Judge Dredd creator John Wagner has seen the new film, and he really likes it
Hugh Jackman dreams a dream, in these new Les Miserables pictures
Pauly Shore wants to be in the army. Again
Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright label The World’s End as a Sci-Fi Comedy
Abraham Lincoln is about to Gettysburg Address your vampire ass in this latest trailer
New Australian trailer for the Amazing Spider-Man shows us some new footage
Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders says that he can make a successful Halo movie
Time to start riding, shooting, drinking and glaring in these new images from Django Unchained
Ridley Scott wants Harrison Ford for the Blade Runner sequel
Model: Gemma Atkinson
Last Updated: May 29, 2012