Some say that he was born with the inability to pronounce vowels, and that back in 1706 after killing the leader of a wild, barbaric pack of elves he was blessed with a secret power so secret and so powerful that even to mention it would cause a catastrophic ripple effect that would bring this site and the internet to a grinding halt. All we know is, he’s called the Geoff.
In case you missed it, the Geoff posted an awesome video round up of E3 today and features yours truly looking like a serial killer on crack. This is what happens when all you live on for a week is coffee, energy drinks and 10 different kinds of fast food chains. But it truly is an epic video, so make sure you check it out here: E3 2011 Coverage Video wrap-up
Here’s the news we didn’t post because according to popular belief, the rare and elusive Asian species know as the Geoff is originally from Chicago and stands on his own two feet.
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Header: Some Asian guy named Geoff
Last Updated: June 14, 2011