Today is, I guess, what you’d call a slow news day. It’s also a slow Geoff day, and I’ll tell you why; I’m so ridiculously relaxed, I might as well be in a muscle-relaxant induced coma.
The reason? I spent the whole day Saturday at a health and relaxation spa. Obviously, the missus organised everything; it’s not something I’d have arranged because, wellâ€¦I have a penis. But I’ve gotta tell you – two days later and I still feel like I’m floating on a cloud. It was a day punctuated by brisk full-body massages (Before you ask, no – none of them came with a happy ending), skin treatments, saunas, Jacuzzi sessions and more massages. Anyway, I went in feeling like a giant ball of stress – and left feeling like a whole new woman!
Here’s the news we didn’t posts because we’ve been ripping apart our pillows hoping to find header girl Elle Liberache.
9 of the best RPG Battle Systems
Opinion: Duke will be back, and better
Identity and Originality in FPS
Cliffy B doesn’t want to be remembered only for Gears
The top 7 loading screens that don’t suck
Header girl : Elle Liberache
Last Updated: June 20, 2011