It's not about people, it's uh about people in this trailer for REACH ME

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Sylvester Stallone! Terry Crews! Kelsey Grammer! Thomas Jane! Kevin Connolly! Kyra Sedgwick! Ryan Kwanten! Tom Berenger! Tom Sizemore! Cary Elwes! Nelly! Nope, that’s not the teaser trailer for The Expendables 4 that you’ve just read out. That’s the cast list for Reach Me, which may just be the most confusing film of the year. See for yourself below.

A comedy/drama centered on a group of people who all have a connection to a self-help book authored by a reclusive former football coach.

…I have no freakin’ idea what kind of film Reach Me is supposed to be. It’s got a ton of threads spread throughout it, so it’ll be interesting to see if the film can take them and make a touchdown. That, and we need to get Thomas Jane a cowboy flick ASAP. Director John Herzfield has been toiling away on this project for a while now, with a release scheduled for October and dammit people that Sly Stallone line from the trailer needs to be on a T-Shirt already.

FINGER-PAINTIN’!

Last Updated: July 8, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

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