Monogamy doesn't work in this trailer for TRAINWRECK

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Monogamy! Bah da dah dada! Monogamy! Bah dah dada! Monogamy! Unless those damn Muppets were lying, I think I got the song right. And it’s a tune that’ll most likely be hummed to death in Judd Apatow’s latest romantic comedy, which stars Amy Schumer as the kind of gal who isn’t interested in having a ring or even a two-date relationship placed on her shoulders. Will she ever find Mr. Right? Probably. These kinds of films are pretty much predictable anyway.

Here’s the safe for work green band trailer:

And the rather not so safe for work red band trailer, that has WWE star John Cena doing a five-knuckle shuffle, if ya know what I mean:

Since she was a little girl, it’s been drilled into Amy’s (Schumer) head by her rascal of a dad (Colin Quinn) that monogamy isn’t realistic. Now a magazine writer, Amy lives by that credo—enjoying what she feels is an uninhibited life free from stifling, boring romantic commitment—but in actuality, she’s kind of in a rut. When she finds herself starting to fall for the subject of the new article she’s writing, a charming and successful sports doctor named Aaron Conners (Bill Hader), Amy starts to wonder if other grown-ups, including this guy who really seems to like her, might be on to something.

Trainwreck also stars Bill Hader, Colin Quinn, Brie Larson, John Cena, Tilda Swinton, and LeBron James. It’ll be wrecking relationships on July 17.

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Last Updated: February 12, 2015

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