There is no problem in life that can’t be caused or solved with some good old-fashioned violence. The NES had plenty of games featuring said gratuitous carnage, but only a precious few of them relied on fists and kicks to really deliver a message of pain in those 8 bit days. Back when I had a Golden China, the 64-in-1 cartridge plugged into it housed one of my favourite brouhaha games: Spartan X.
Known as Kung Fu Master everywhere else, Spartan X had an easy setup: Button A threw lightning fast punches, button B dealt out kicks as if they were on an assembly line and each blow was accompanied by various yells that Bruce Lee would be proud of. Players had five floors to conquer, needing to master timing and spatial awareness as each reset of the game once completed resulted in more difficult waves of enemies popping up. Brilliant stuff back then.
The best bit here? Kung Fu Master was originally released as a tie-in to the criminally underrated Jackie Chan movie Wheels on Meals, a film which is still home to one of the greatest fight scenes of all time. P-tew P-tew P-tew P-tew P-tew P-tew P-tew P-tew!
In Other News: Ubisoft has really sold a ton of games, Symmetra is getting an upgrade soon and Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare analysed on the PS4 Pro.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy
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Overwatch hero Symmetra to be buffed in November
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Digital Foundry: Hands-on with COD Infinite Warfare on PS4 Pro
What’s on at The Movies
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Stephen King’s HEARTS IN ATLANTIS to be adapted into a movie
Get your first peek at the POWER RANGERS’ Zords with these new character posters
It’s go time in this new trailer for BAD SANTA 2
Last Updated: September 26, 2016