Of course Guardians Of The Galaxy is getting a porno parody movie!

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I’m hooked on a feeling! I loved Guardians Of The Galaxy when it was released last year. Massive, gorgeous and fun, the film was a great break from the norm at the cinema. It’s also massively successful, having made over $774 million worldwide. That’s an attention-getter of a figure, with plenty of potential for imitators to rock on up to try and steal some of that thunder. And of course a porno parody is on the way.

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From the mind of Lee Roy Myers, who brought you The Humper Games, Doctor Whore, The Knobbit, and Game of Bones, comes a brand new parody. To be released on April 3, Gnardians Of The Galaxy will star Aaron Wilcoxxx as Star Load, Daisy Ducati as Gamwhora, April O’Neil as Rocket Raccooch, Shane Diesel as Crax, AJ as Groin, Tabitha Stevens as Kokrath, and Vuko as Bonin.

There’s a poster as well, thanks to io9! It’s possibly sort of not safe for work however, so consider yourselves warned. Scroll a little bit to see it then:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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There is nothing here that is not weird in any universe. The film will be released for free on the WoodRocket.com site on April , before an extended cut hits DVD. So for the love of the Celestials, please be specific if a relative asks you what movie blu-ray you want for your special occasion. Come and get your love indeed.

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