The FP trailer – Somebody made a movie about futuristic rivals gangs who "battle" on Dance Dance Revolution. Seriously.

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Sometimes it’s the job of media (in this case, me) to churn out walls of hyperbolic prose. These text monoliths standing as signposts so as to either entice or warn off potential cinema-goers about a particular film. Other times though, you can just let the film description speak for itself:

“Set in a near post-apocalyptic future, THE FP centers on two rival neon-clad gangs raging an underground turf war for dominance of Fraizer Park (“The FP”) in the deadly arena of “Beat-Beat Revelation” – a competitive dance-fight video game.”

And if that wasn’t ridiculous enough a description, then here is the even more ludicrous trailer. NSFW warning for language and some brief nudity:

It’s very telling of a movie when the trailers shows a character dying of exertion during a session of DDR and that is not the most mindboggling scene on display.

And yes, you did indeed see a douche in a bandanna just randomly and nonchalantly grope a girl’s exposed breasts for no reason whatsoever.

The FP will see a limited release in the States on 25 February 2012.

Last Updated: January 31, 2012

Kervyn Cloete

A man of many passions - but very little sleep - I've been geeking out over movies, video games, comics, books, anime, TV series and lemon meringues as far back as I can remember. So show up for the geeky insight, stay for the delicious pastries.

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