Damn it, Marvel. Why do you keep doing this to me? Why do you keep releasing these insanely awesome trailers for The Avengers? I don’t know how many more of these my laundry budget can take. It’s not as if clean underwear grows on trees, you know!
And if you’ve ever wanted to see a Nordic god of thunder surf a fighter jet, a guy getting undressed by robots or an angry green giant punch an alien craft in the face, then this is the trailer for you!
Excuse me, but can you guys please watch where you’re walking? It might be a few minutes until I regain full control over my anatomy again, and I don’t want you stepping all over my jaw on the floor.
Last Updated: March 1, 2012