Jaws. Street Sharks. Deep Blue Sea. These are but just a few of the films and TV shows that were made that starred the greatest predator the ocean has ever known, the shark. But all of them pale in comparison to Sharknado. Sharknado asks no questions. Sharknado only kicks ass and throws more sharks at you.
So here we go ladies and gentlemen. Quite possibly the biggest movie of the year has finally released a trailer. A movie so impossibly good, that it’ll be bypassing cinemas and going straight to TV, because movie chains are too mainstream. SHARKNADO!
When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature’s deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. Starring Tara Reid, Ian Ziering, John Heard, Cassie Scerbo, and Jaason Simmons.
I’d write something witty here. But Sharknado needs no such extra lines of text. Sharknado chomps for itself. Sharknado debuts on TV…soon. Are you ready for Sharknado?
Last Updated: July 11, 2013
July 11, 2013 at 14:45
Is it just me or do those sharks sounds suspiciously like lions?
July 11, 2013 at 14:54
Sharknado… Because fuck logic, that’s why!
July 11, 2013 at 15:07
Meh, Sharktopus is the shit