These may come in handy the next time you decide to play a ranked game with some American toddlers….
G4tv has put together a top 10 list on how to annoy 12 year olds in Gears
10. Tell them they are too young to play Gears of War
9. Use words with more than 2 syllables.
8. Tell them that Family Guy sucks.
7. Have all your friends report them for cheating.
6. Make fun of them for not having a date to the Middle School Dance.
5. When they ask for help, do the opposite.
4. Constantly send them messages while you’re dead.
3. http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com — this is more for your enjoyment.
2. Kick their ass repeatedly and talk even more trash.
1. Tell them that Phase 2 of the Halo 3 Beta started and they need to go buy a copy of Viva Pinata “RIGHT NOW”
Personally I think number 9 is classic.. I have a major problem with number 2 since the kids constantly kick my ass online 🙁
Last Updated: July 5, 2007